Name's Xavier. 89. Origin 600i fanboy, Mech & Pod Pilot. PVRIS, Paramore & more! โ™๏ธ๐ŸŒ’๐Ÿ›ฉโœจ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฃ ๐ŸŽDR3๐Ÿงก / Header is @s3xualButterfly

Singapore
Joined February 2010
New year, new setlist by PVRIS :) I love this mother fucking band ๐Ÿ’•
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real sex havers know that full bladder is a bigger problem than morning breaths
morning sex is so good, but how do you people deal with the bad breaths? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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carlos sainz perdiendo el laburo por una integrante de twice no estaba en mi bingo card
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Iโ€™ve literally been alone with a drunk man while drunk myself in his hotel room and heโ€ฆcalled me a taxi and made sure I got home safely. Because drunk men donโ€™t rape, rapists do.
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i miss paramore so much
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โ€œyou canโ€™t fix himโ€ I donโ€™t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! Iโ€™m a pervert not a psychologist
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employment arc
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I gotta work on the filter. at riot games exciting lil visit. someone says โ€œare those real cannons?โ€ and I say โ€œyes my breasts are realโ€. no one laughedโ€ฆ Iโ€™m stressed.
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BODEGA CAT!!!!!!! AND SHEโ€™S SOFTER THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE
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fascinating. i checked out the website.. Singapore's Gov is so honest that it reveals the EXACT algorithm they use to match individuals. AND THE BEST PART IS?? it's not trying to milk you like Tinder/CMB. The Gov genuinely wants you to have a good life & build a strong family unit.
I CALLED IT. It's happening y'all. The singapore gov has launched a pilot programme for a gov-run dating service. Looks like the pilot is currently restricted to just government workers for now.
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"entendiste lo que te dije?" mi mente:
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Slutty? Absolutely ๐Ÿ’ฏ . Mentally stable? Debatable. Afraid of sharks or flamethrowers? Absolutely fucking not. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ and yes itโ€™s real photos not AI!!
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"we're on the same wavelength" first of all that's the spectrum
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thatโ€™s his baby
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โ€œwhen you read fics where do you imagine yourself inโ€ here
Behold, the cuck commentary desk
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like if i can show you my boobs
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1์„ธ๋Œ€ ์Šคํƒ€ํŒ…
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>on my first date with my mathematically optimised state-assigned breeding partner from the singapore governmentโ€™s new โ€˜you are completely useless looks like we are going have to help you have sexโ€™ app >really nervous, sweating profusely and struggling to make eye contact >ghost of lee kuan yew appears >โ€œcome on you herbivore make a damn moveโ€ he says >pull out my spaghetti and drop it >โ€œshe is literally mathematically optimised for you please itโ€™s this or we start artificially inseminating people to raise birth ratesโ€ he says >mumble some weird comment about her smell in a flat zoomer monotone voice >โ€œput your fucking penis inside her for godโ€™s sakeโ€ he says
I CALLED IT. It's happening y'all. The singapore gov has launched a pilot programme for a gov-run dating service. Looks like the pilot is currently restricted to just government workers for now.
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rawr XD
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