𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 (spoilers)

"𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒏, 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕?" 𝐌𝐘 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐘. 𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐄. 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝑳𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒔 ४ Crack ४ Hotter than the other Loki variants ४ Narcissist ४ Back-stabbing God of Mischief 𝘞𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴.

Well hello, my loyal subjects

My hand.

No - But I lost something more important from the beast...

Good morning my loyal followers... Has anyone found me the crocodile yet?

That doesn't happen in the real world. Everyone is out for themselves.

Quite the opposite, in fact. If you share power, that person can betray you.

You mean Midgard? My ambitions are far beyond simply conquering.

Is that a threat?

Not at all: I rule alone.

Don't listen to this snake. She's merely trying to seize power because she can't win a legitimate vote. Sad, really. But then again... She is the lesser variant.

You mean... Crocks?

President Loki >>>> all other Loki variants >>>> alligator Loki.

I'll make sure they're all muzzled so there are no more... 'incidents'.

You could... But you won't. I'm your President.

Cut my heart out and... Eat it? You sound demonic, variant. And not very refined. Very un-Loki-like.

Women AND men look up to me in awe and complete adoration.

I'm flattered.

Ouch. Someone get a muzzle for this beast!

We all know it is me.

Look at all my loyal followers...