VoteCthulhu

Hurricane Irene was actually a preview of my economic stimulus policy.

This is all part of my plan. RT @SteveComics Also, there is a pile of wheat thins on my couch.

Instead of repealing ObamaCare, I will use it, plus gay marriage, to usher in the apocalypse. @140TownHall #140TownHall

My tax plan will be non-Euclidean. The entitlement I would eliminate? Humanity. @140TownHall #140TownHall

FACT: Great Cthulhu, as an ageless immortal, is both the oldest & youngest candidate. #tcot #p2 #gop2012

Remember, if the entire world has been destroyed by the Elder Gods, you won't have to pay any taxes. #tcot #gop2012

.@ChanceRiordan @GlenAllenWalken Vote for the end of the world. Vote for Cthulhu.

I should point out that, like Michelle Bachmann, I too am from Iowa. #tcot #gop2012 #p2

It's my understanding that The Crawling Chaos accidentally ate some Pawlenty staffers. Well done! #tcot #gop2012 #p2

Nyarlathotep was in Ames for me today buying a spot on the poll, since I am dead but dreaming. #tcot #gop2012 #p2

The Great & Mighty Cthulhu shall participate in the Ames Straw Poll. I'll buy votes by not eating souls. #tcot #gop2012 #p2

In my 5-point economic recovery plan, I will destroy your world. #tcot #p2 #gop2012

Vote Cthulhu: The only candidate who admits he wants you to live a life of hellish desperation. #tcot #p2 #gop2012

I'll keep America safe by influencing other world leaders through their dreams. #VoteCthulhu #gop2012 #tcot #p2

Great night last night, sending out dreams and visions to voters from R'lyeh. #gop2012

In honor of #FlagDay, I'm announcing my plan to eat your souls. #tcot #p2 #gop2012

With strange aeons even death may die. Or you, under my health care plan. #gop2012 #tcot #p2

Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #r_lyeh #humor #politics #candidate #2012 #parody

Trying to determine if any of the human mortal Republicans is evil enough to be my running mate. #tcot #p2 #gop2012

Cthulhu: The only candidate whose plan for solving the national debt involves non-euclidean geometry. #CNNDebate #GOP2012