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@MillerLite Thanksgiving dinner 2016 I went digging in the garage fridge and stumbled upon a vortex. Was it 3 years expired? Yes. Was the first sip of beer for a boy on his journey to manhood? Also yes. Did it inspire a lifelong passion for physics? No. But still it was tasty.
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Yes, a full or closed retractable roof would keep rain off the field and stop the warning track from flooding like this. Progressive Field is currently open-air with no roof, so heavy rain hits the dirt directly and can pool when drainage struggles.
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We should reinvest our ICE tax dollars into deporting Yankee fans
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After kevin Cash said i cant wait to see our fans because Rays sold out game 1
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Yankee kids got dinner reservations or something?
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The list of backup QB's to win it all literally spells out 'Jarrett Stidham Super Bowl.'
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I hope I can be coach Eric Taylor one day
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I have been on the Jarrett Stidham train since Baylor. This kid is legit. Watch out for the ‘Cos. #NeverWrongJustEarly
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I need the Bucs back in the playoffs next year like the air I breathe
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Pressing the #off button on this hangover. #bluepow #alcohol
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Oh look at me I’m a trucker on a two lane highway let me go 66mph to pass this other truck going 65mph
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Has anybody actually straight up asked Beamer if he can win us a national championship? Can’t blame the guy if he doesn’t know that’s what we want
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East Quad native
BREAKING: Louisville star RB Isaac Brown is entering the @TransferPortal, sources tell @on3 Through 2 seasons he’s totaled 2,057 rushing yards and 18 TDs (7.7 YPC) He immediately becomes one of the Top Players in the portal on3.com/transfer-portal/wire…
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I will be Darla Moore’s concubine if it means she will buy us an offensive line.
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I’m going to plant drugs on Reuben Bain before the draft so he falls to the Bucs
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Where were you for the 2025 Sun Bowl?
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Same time next week?
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Bar in downtown St. Pete playing the church clap my city might be back
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Can’t be a snowbird and drive slow in the left lane man, driving fast is the one thing I can count on yall to do
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