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Physiology/Biology Teacher - Competent Doctor - Veteran (Army Medic) - Horribly funny - Lasagnaphile - Hazel Eyes

Orange County, CA
Joined December 2011
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I'm a center-right leaning teacher in a South Central L.A. high School. I see it in real time. My advice to 99% of virtue-signaling lefties is, you don't know jack shit about the struggles of immigrants. STFU and let us do our job to better their station in life. #URtheProblem.
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It's been forever and a day since I said, "How the hell are YOU!?" So... How the hell are YOU!?
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My boys since '88. LET'S (the royal "let's") DO THIS!
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DPRK grain shortage- Kim Jong Un says, “Nothing is impossible as long as the strong leadership system is established in the whole party and there is the united might of all the people.” Translation: If the poor peasants don't feed the dictatorship, they will be eliminated.
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Started a D&D club at my school. 4 students joined. Running a custom "Red War" campaign. All new players. All in special education. Session 1: barbarian punched every 10' of stone to see if it was real. 💯💗my kids. Going to post comic highlights. Stay tuned. 🧌
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Today's update: [Barbarian to town magistrate] We need information. [Magistrate] Why come to me? [Barbarian] We're the same level of stupid. We can understand each other. 😂 <Currently, barbarian is in the stocks> 🧌 Love these kids.
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MTG: "“I was never asked very often..." Wait. Wot?
I created an Aasimir Warlock for my son. Not bad for a blind old bat.
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Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare: Vonstaad Edition
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Inspired by Da Vinci, I present my latest work. "D&D in 1366."
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5e Inspiration. It's like that.
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In 12/13 years, there will be fewer bat/bar mitzvahs In 15 years, fewer Quinceañera dresses will be sold. In 16 years, there will be less traffic deaths. In 18 years, smoking and gambling will decrease. In 21 years, DUI's will drastically decrease. #PandemicCBlock2020
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When this hellish mess is over, I'm going to a pub and stand shoulder to shoulder with a stranger- while enjoying a pint. Damn it.
What am I thankful for? 1st year teaching Anatomy & Physiology, 9th grade, South Central L.A. No teaching exp. Distance learning English learners and Special Ed Full-time in college for Prof. Dev. 15 y/o son moved in. Blessed beyond words. Everything else is icing on the cake.
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