AMERICANS. Make the UK's disastrous political choices look relatively sane by electing Trump as your president. Or Hillary.
NORTHERNERS. Instead of leaving the EU, try leaving the north and moving somewhere proper like London.
ENSURE that you don't get your tips retweeted by supporting Trump and writing for the Daily Mail. Also make sure they aren't funny.
They will be pretty pissed off when they read this. xitter.cf/DanColesHero/status/72…
Have I got enough sane followers to make this ignoramus want to leave twitter? Probably not. xitter.cf/AMDWaters/status/71262…
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ENRAGE people by tweeting things like this. xitter.cf/LawrenceClack/status/6…
Of all my followers, @Pauliec77 has the best avatar. Unless someone can prove me wrong.
PROMOTE your pathetic cause or business by favouriting tweets addressed at this account. It will definitely work. You twats.
RT: "@ceamington: Horses : Superglue coconut shells to your hooves to make sure that people hear you approaching
@VizTopTips"






