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Joined February 2011
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MAKE people assume you died of Covid by disappearing for 4 years.
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AMERICANS. Make the UK's disastrous political choices look relatively sane by electing Trump as your president. Or Hillary.
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AMERICANS. Make the UK's disastrous political choices look relatively sane by electing Trump as your president. Or Hillary.
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NORTHERNERS. Instead of leaving the EU, try leaving the north and moving somewhere proper like London.
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ENSURE that you don't get your tips retweeted by supporting Trump and writing for the Daily Mail. Also make sure they aren't funny.
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They will be pretty pissed off when they read this. xitter.cf/DanColesHero/status/72…
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Have I got enough sane followers to make this ignoramus want to leave twitter? Probably not. xitter.cf/AMDWaters/status/71262…
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ENRAGE people by tweeting things like this. xitter.cf/LawrenceClack/status/6…
Replying to @VizTopTips
@VizTopTips Encourage Women into Science by telling them there's a sale on.
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BE really original and make a pig joke.
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Is @CHIMPSINSOCKS my most famous follower?
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BE really original by tweeting me a tip about porn names.
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Of all my followers, @Pauliec77 has the best avatar. Unless someone can prove me wrong.
PROMOTE your pathetic cause or business by favouriting tweets addressed at this account. It will definitely work. You twats.
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RT: "@ceamington: Horses : Superglue coconut shells to your hooves to make sure that people hear you approaching @VizTopTips"
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BE REALLY original by making hilarious jokes about ice buckets.
ATTEMPT to amuse me with your drunken post-pub tips.
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