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britney suffered enough so I kinda don't care even if she throws shade directly at people, they can handle it
Common engineer trait (doesn't matter which field) is proudly stating they could easily make a user-friendly product experience while bemoaning the fact that others are paid to do so. They will then do something like this
My upstairs neighbors standing out front under my bedroom windows laughing and yelling at 2:30 in the morning🤠🔫
cait 🦨 retweeted
being single is awesome until u gotta carry a big ass couch up two flights of stairs and all ur friends are gay or nonbinary
cait 🦨 retweeted
Rich ppl piss me off so bad. They are so ungrateful. If I was rich & didn’t have to work you would litr never hear from me. I’d be learning languages, becoming a pianist, learning a million skills, etc. All they do is cocaine & think of ways to be more evil like UGH get a hobby
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somewhere out there a meatball is being tucked into a warm bed of marinara and cocooned in mozzarella. that should be me


















