does as she pleases • just somebody's deadbeat daughter

Parc Sans Sushi
Joined January 2022
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me reminding myself that transitional periods are the hardest parts of life
I heard someone say “I don’t feel like myself lately, I must be growing” what a beautiful perspective for uncomfortable seasons.
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Ate too much soup
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britney suffered enough so I kinda don't care even if she throws shade directly at people, they can handle it
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cait 🦨 retweeted
all women have been called whores since the 7th grade so let’s fucking wrap it up.
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Sleeping until 11 on Sunday is one of life’s greatest pleasures
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Common engineer trait (doesn't matter which field) is proudly stating they could easily make a user-friendly product experience while bemoaning the fact that others are paid to do so. They will then do something like this
i HATE how an engineer invented the correct way to write recipes like 20 years ago and nobody else ever used it
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My upstairs neighbors standing out front under my bedroom windows laughing and yelling at 2:30 in the morning🤠🔫
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that 0 likes still can’t make me stfu on here
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being single is awesome until u gotta carry a big ass couch up two flights of stairs and all ur friends are gay or nonbinary
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cait 🦨 retweeted
Rich ppl piss me off so bad. They are so ungrateful. If I was rich & didn’t have to work you would litr never hear from me. I’d be learning languages, becoming a pianist, learning a million skills, etc. All they do is cocaine & think of ways to be more evil like UGH get a hobby
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THE BLAIR WITCH TRIALS LOL
i’m gonna need swifties to please join us in the real world bc first, girl i think you mean the SALEM witch trials. and two, you are not a victim of anything because other people don’t like the same music as you
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cait 🦨 retweeted
somewhere out there a meatball is being tucked into a warm bed of marinara and cocooned in mozzarella. that should be me
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