"Man, I thought you had to pay like $250,000 to get one of these obvious plants at your rallies to tee you up, but here he is!"

Grandpa Jaws laughing like a One Piece character makes me think the academy is pro-a-literal-ship "What? It's a fine boat! People are just upset about the pictures of it being moored at Epstein's island is all"

Hey, I have a game I own [Skyrim] and am looking for a new trailer (like 30 minutes, it should be cinematic)

Yeah, you're right, they *should* disclose if they used AI in their game.

"You can't handle my strongest seat in the theater traveler"

"Tanya the Evil is the good guy, right? Just checking before I swear allegiance to their ideologies."

"Yeah, and I ain't havin no *clankeR* taking our women!"

Imagine if some IPad kid got these powers and the JJK narrator had to explain that a power that could rival Gojo was reality manifesting whatever the user thought would have the most skibidi rizz

I hate rooting against the newbies, but lance is one of my favorites

Even twitter sends you scam links now

Poaching the greatest minds from heavily contested DoD weapon development contracts to prove that Dream cheated not only the game, but himself

Hey, every iteration of the Hyperloop is calling. They all want more state money and to transport less people even slower

You're commenting under a video proving that the bible does say that in Exodus 21:22-25

Shocker

I've been using the phrase "the humble-" way too much recently, and this post isn't going to help that

My bad, won't happen again

I'm getting "gnome" vibes from this

No killing game? Wasted opportunity