My sister, even if that your office dey close by 5pm. 😂 On Saturday once 3pm don reach, carry your bag comot for that office! Abeg, go house. Pack small clothes put for bag, enter bathroom, shower, dress sexy, spray your best perfume and go man house. 🚗💨 Go let them raise your legs like this. You self don try, go and have fun. Go enjoy yourself. Laugh, gist, chop something nice, relax and allow somebody son pamper you small. You deserve am. ❤️😂 And abeg, no rush come back Sunday morning o! Stay there. Monday morning, from there straight to work. 😂😂 By Monday evening, you fit remember say you get house. Happy weekend, my people! 😍 May this weekend bring you joy, peace, enjoyment and plenty sweet memories. 😂❤️ #HappyWeekend #WeekendVibes #NaijaVibes #EnjoyYourself #EveryoneActive

This is what staff check after a premature birth the placenta, membranes, and cord. 7 common reasons labor starts too early ⬇️ ⚠️ Graphic clinical footage. Educational only, not medical advice. #PrematureBirth #Placenta #MaternalHealth #NeonatalHealth #PregnancyEducation

I dated a girl from a strict Christian home for four years. She told me early she would not get disvirgined. No penis in her pussy. Ever. She wanted to stay a virgin for marriage or for God or whatever they taught her. I loved her, so I said yes. We kissed, we touched, I ate her, she sucked me. That was it for a long time. Then one night she was on her stomach, quiet, and she just said it: she would give me her ass. Not her pussy. Her ass. That was the line she was willing to move. I spit on it, worked a finger in, then two. She was tight as hell and she made that sound people make when something is going in the wrong hole for the first time. I went slow. When I finally pushed my dick in, she grabbed the sheet and told me not to stop. I didn’t. After that it became regular. Four years of it. I’d put her face down or on her side, spread her, and drill her ass until she was shaking. Sometimes she came from it. Sometimes she just took it and told me to go harder. Her pussy stayed untouched. That was the rule and I kept it. She never offered the other hole. I never asked after the first few months. The deal was clear: I could use her ass as much as I wanted, as deep as I wanted, and her virginity stayed intact. That’s how we had sex for four years. It wasn’t cute. It was wet, loud, and consistent. Lube, spit, her ass gripping me, her telling me she could feel it in her stomach. Then she’d clean up and go back to being the church girl. Two versions of the same person. She’s my ex now. The arrangement ended with the relationship. I still think about how long she held that one line and how completely she gave up the other. Four years of drilling her ass and never crossing into the hole she refused to give.

THE GREAT SOLAR SYSTEM MYTH! 💀😭 ​Ever heard someone at a phone-charging spot drop this classic line: "Ah, solar dey spoil battery o!" 😂 ​Meanwhile, those exact same people will use a shaky 2,000mAh power bank or a roadside generator to juice up their phones without blinking. I once caught someone using a mini MP3 player to charge a smartphone. Emergency technology at its finest! 🔌🔋 ​Scientific question for the house: between a power bank, an MP3 player, and a proper solar system, which one is actually the "battery killer"? 🤔 ​Ah, ignorance is truly a heavyweight champion! 😭😂 ​#PhoneCharging #PhoneEngineers #SolarEnergy #TechHumor #BlessedBenefitTechnology

This December go hot oh🔞☠️ Men don de run things 😈😈 See who u de compete with 😂

My wife is begging me to forgive her Should I forgive her? ☹️

This is a live laparoscopic (keyhole) abdominal operation. The abdomen is inflated with gas so there is working space. Several small trocars (ports) go through the abdominal wall. A camera goes through one port; long instruments go through the others. The team does not look down at the wound they look at the Sony monitor, which is their magnified view inside the body.

Meet Joshua. ​Joshua was only one day old when someone left him alone inside a toilet. On his very first day of life, he went through something no baby should ever face. ​He was saved and taken to the African SKD Children's Home. There, he found safety, love, care, and a family to grow up with. ​Today, Joshua has grown into a young man. It is wonderful to look back at how his life started and see how far he has come. ​His story shows us that a bad start does not decide a child's future

Who de buy phones for all these children 😶🤷

BBL will send people to their graves soon

After a tragic car crash in 2019 that cost him his left leg, a Nigerian man believed his romantic life was over. He sank into a deep place of doubt, convinced that no woman could ever love a disabled partner. ​Everything changed on Facebook. While scrolling through the app one day, he spotted a stunning photo on a timeline belonging to a woman named Anniebee. Impulsively, he decided to send a direct message: ​"Hi baby, how are you?" ​To his surprise, Anniebee replied just minutes later: "I'm fine, darling." That simple greeting sparked a connection that transformed his entire world. ​As their bond grew, he gathered the courage to share his vulnerability, confessing that he was an amputee. Rather than pulling away, Anniebee embraced his reality with a powerful reassurance: ​"I will love you like that." ​True to her word, she became his staunchest supporter, standing by his side and constantly proving that physical loss does not diminish a person's worth. Reflecting on his journey, the man shared: ​"I løst my leg, but God gave me a love that made me believe in myself again." ❤️