Ran away from the circus. Will no longer work for peanuts. Ex magic-chihuahua wrangler now losing to two children. So. Very. Tired.
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Anyone left on this hellscape that I once adored? I’m away here now bsky.app/profile/victoriaob.…
Had an absolute panic when I realised Robert in Justin’s House was a bit off. Then realised it was the actual Chris Jarvis. Hurray! Then my son freaked out because he thought Robert had died and it was a new robot and I just hope original Robert is okay!
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Big fan of the stressed out water hoovering after Cornelia #Eurovision2023
Just physically recoiled from the tv with that Slovenia camera lick. Hurrrrgggghhhh. He really thinks he’s Harry Styles eh?
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I covered a skull in Tunnock’s Teacake wrappers and, quite frankly, give me the Turner Prize now.
This is so true. Also my eldest is 5, we went from Suspira at the baby cinema to nothing for nearly three years. It’s a brilliant reintroduction to sitting one place during a movie!
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I’m still not used to owning a house and we have a hole in the cupboard under the stairs that I think leads to under the house. Who do we get to look into this? I’ve seen the movies and it won’t be me.
Every bad review I see of this movie makes me think how miserable it must be to be a movie critic and hate joy.
Thing is, it should be open for all but for theatres to survive its cost prohibitive per head. They need investment and sponsorship to bring down ticket prices. Lowering costs might even lessen levels of ‘I paid for this ticket, I want silence / I want to party’ entitlement.
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Talked to middle school student today who informed me that their school had a mural of famous women. A certain TERFy author face was eventually painted over “because we’d all kinda kick it whenever we went by, til there was a dent in the wall.”
1frickingthousandpercentthis What more mysteries await my bodily future? Ugh.
Just fought the youngest for twenty minutes into getting a vague photo for #WorldBookDay2023 and I’m somehow happier about the eldest just decorating a spoon
My awkwardness knows no boundaries. Just managed to hand back a leaflet to a striking teacher on the school run and say ‘oh I don’t need that’ instead of ‘please keep this for someone who doesn’t know about it, save the trees etc etc…’
