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Gentlemen: The pulpit bandits have spoken. Even Pastor Ezekiel has refused to sugarcoat things with the words of Yehova Wanyonyi. Watumishi hawajali ata, they're putting big big Stones. Ni mbaya,, Chesaa!!

It is premium drama & tiyaas over there in Karachwonyo. Daughter of Agrippina has caught her soon to be omuhusband Otulo red handed supplying high-voltage electricity at their humble hacienda. Now she’s ranting like a broken sayona woofer that refuses to tune into patanisho. According to her, Otulo has completely fried her future. Imagine preparing dowry negotiations with one brother, only for the other brother to sneak in like a flash flood and connect himself directly to the national grid. To make matters more dramatic, she claims she was originally being wired by Otulo’s Brother for marriage purposes. But Otulo said “Ngooooooooouuuu” and decided to short-circuit the whole arrangement. So now daughter of Agrippina was running on dual power supply, getting unlimited supply of electricity from both Otulo and the brother. Now Brother Number One has already moved on and settled with another Aswito. So our sister is now screaming like someone whose tokens expired mid-shower. She has chased Otulo and his well-packaged big nyash damsel out of the compound like a macadamia thief. Even as she screams her lungs out, Otulo is just there drinking water smoothly, busy replenishing his spent electrolytes by imbibing distilled water bcoz you know waaat,,, MEN ARE THE PRIZE!! Karachwonyo is not for the faint-hearted. Over there, romance is not a relationship, it’s a power distribution company. And if you’re not careful, you’ll find yourself connected to the wrong transformer Chesaa!! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀