all my tweets are about wearing nice little outfits — fair wages to buy nice outfits — housing to store those outfits — free healthcare so you can wear outfits — dealing with climate change so you can wear cool jackets — walkable cities so people can admire your outfits

Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵