Please retweet my 13 month old squatting on demand (she can’t do anything else on demand but this 🤷🏼‍♀️)

Hi; I’ve ordered a chicken nugget happy meal for my 6 year old and I’ve received this instead? @McDonaldsUK @McDonalds

I’m sorry but @McDonaldsUK you need to make a choice. You either charge extra for your happy meals OR give less fries. Not charge extra for happy meals and then give less chips! It’s joke!!

I have been driving for 18 years and I still can’t reverse lol

Poor Chris Rea never made it home for Christmas this year

Some kids got more for 1st of December than what my kids are getting on Christmas Day 😅😆

Anita defo doing this for attention LMAO wtf #MAFSUK

Well I was today years old (35) when I found out that the ‘micro chips’ advert from the 90’s is ‘quickety quick, micro chips!’ And not ‘chippity chips, micro chips!’ My whole life has been a lie 🤣

Btw what filter have they filmed in tonight? Why is everyone’s eyes SO blue!? #mafsuk

Julia-Ruth has no self awareness LOL #MAFSUK

Omg Leigh is such a tyrant #MAFSUK

Never warmed to April and now I can see why #MAFSUK

Why does Joe look like he’s been abroad lol #MAFSUK

Tbf before I started watching this I thought tactile meant cunning or something 🤣 #MAFSUK

Asda rewards app has gone down the pan again. What’s the point in scanning it if there is nothing to gain 😆 ‘don’t forget to scan your Asda rewards card’ what for!? The exercise!?!? @AsdaServiceTeam @asda

My toddler doesn’t say ‘tah’ he says ‘cue’ for thank you 🥹

Abigail’s mum giving Peggy Su’s family vibes #MAFSUK

You’re a grown man in control of the words that come out of your mouth 👏🏽 GU ON MEL #MAFS #MAFSUK

Jellycat’s that’s a weird phase/fetish

At first I thought Anita was being a bit stuck up but now I feel so sorry for her being stuck with this man child #MAFSUK

You’re hardly the fun police yourself Julia-Ruth #mafsuk