VickiVanity

Hjk

'Can i get a bottle of liquid roadkill?'

I smell like my boyfriend. :o

'I like anal, okay?' XD

'And is that baby lotion in front of his dick?'

She aint got no money in the bank.

'10% of the girls he's dated have gotten the dick. Thats way too much dick!'

'It was fun. But it was the worst experience i've ever had'

:) god damn i love Jeffrey's hat <3

The only difference between our secrets is whether we allow them to evolve into tales of heroism or fear

Jeffrey isn't texting back. Its troubling.

I need pizza. Or a bagel. PIZZA BAGEL :D

Ha :) i'm watchin 2009: that really happened? ...this year was kinda fucked.

I love jeffrey :)

'Give me balls mentally through text! Quick!'

'Vicki!' 'oh yeah baby harder oh' 'jacob!' 'gimme some!' 'skyler!' 'i like penis'

I'm a bad bad girlfriend :o

'Dude! To the rock room!'

This time i'll say Yeah buddy :)

Camp kill yourself.