Mother and wife. Author. Musician. Animal lover. Haters hater. Incurable optimist. *** Be kind - it's much easier to live that way. *** #writer
Australia
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Matt, next time you need anything written in Russian, ask me. This name literally reads Lshtshfum Ashf @mattdamon_
Microwaves may pose a health risk. I'm saying a semi-confident no to mine. Fight against the microwave machine: Day1
#sevenyearswitch Why do people put themselves on shows that will embarrass their children?!
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#sevenyearswitch I don't think someone has ever misinterpreted a sexy gift until Sarg came on the scene
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Oh, I guess this is probably #JenniferAniston about right now... (couldn't resist) 😂#Brangelina
#MarriedAtFirstSight OMG, Dave doesn't even have sheets on his bed! Good riddance, Jess
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#MarriedAtFirstSight DAVE is looking down on someone for being insecure? What a joke. Jess, run!
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Terrible twos, shocking threes, horrendous fours, "I can't believe u r still doing this" fives... Effing hell, what are thirteens!!???
Tried to use controlled crying method on my daughter. She used uncontrollable crying method on me. She won. 😫
I've reordered my pantry, and realized I had 20 kinds of tea!
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Coles should be buying from me. #motherhood
Pajamas ✔️ Wine + wine stained teeth ✔️ Lego collected ✔ ️Next - put together new couch cushions. Night has just begun!!!
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