@Vi111age

The village cricketer - full of enthusiasm, lacking in talent. Every team has at least one!

 Village Green, or in the pub
Joined March 2015
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First league game of the season for many today. Perfect day for that one bloke in the team, who considers himself an expert meteorologist and horticulturist
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N̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶P̶o̶p̶e̶ Darren Stevens
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My 12 year old bat, watching me buy another roll of tape
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When dad comes home and takes you through his 2-46 ball by ball
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Our umpire would already have his arms outstretched, ready to call the wide
Wisden
@WisdenCricket23 May 2022
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and today you're our number elev...
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Waiting for a reaction when someone gets triggered ☝️ #WillSmith #Oscars
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Inspirational
Wisden
@WisdenCricket19 Mar 2022
An artist at work. #WIvENG
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Didn't want it to come to this, but the 3rd XI captain left me with no choice
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Sad day. You were never far from a "Bowwwwling Shaaaaane!" in village cricket RIP Shane Warne
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"I scored 30-odd at the weekend" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Alright chaps, we've decided to play a time game today. We're bowling first
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Delighted to announce that Jarvo 69 has just been signed as our overseas player for next season
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Head over off stump ✅ Straight bat ✅ Showing the full face ✅ Showing the top order how it's done @jimmy9
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Anyone else watching their phone, anticipating a call up? #ENGvPAK
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Joining in the appeal, having been daydreaming at third man #Village
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Looks like another ill informed raincard. How many jumpers do I own?
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Anyone else getting nervous that their raincard hasn't paid off?
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Now preparing for wet game bingo this afternoon. Points for any of the following: - "It'll blow through" - "Drying wind" - "It's dry underneath" - Any mention of the water table - "Give it another 30 minutes" - Sawdust chat
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Coming back from a 10 over umpiring stint when you gave 2 LBWs and a run out #VillageMafia
Adam Hurrey
@FootballCliches6 May 2021
The greatest 15 seconds of football broadcasting of all time
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