@VeryAverageFace

I don’t take twitter seriously

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Joined April 2009
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If you're wondering why that joke sounds familiar, it's because he made the exact same joke a year ago at USF's introductory press conference
The Field of 68
@TheFieldOf68Mar 24
"If you ever wanna question my recruiting abilities just look at my wife Jordan" Providence head coach Bryan Hodgson in his introductory press conference 😂
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NIU head coach Thomas Hammock gave his thoughts on the transfer portal.
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What a night it's gonna be in New Orleans... #WEdat #FUCKtheSaints #GoBucs
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#USFFootball @USFFootball
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That's not how this works @CanadiensMTL @TBLightning
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Gordon Shumway retweeted
Bryan Burns@BBurnsNHL3 Jul 2021
Jon Cooper said when he first got to Tampa, it seemed like the #Bolts were everyone’s second-favorite team b/c of so many transplants. Now they’re everyone’s favorite. “I’ve watched other teams’ jerseys be fairly prominent in our arena to now you really have to look to find one.” – at St Petersburg, FL
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Oregon legalizes meth and crack and look at that cloud over the field. #CivilWar #ESPN #OREvsORST
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Do with this information what you want, but I wore this @USFHockey shirt for all 16 wins of this @TBLightning Stanley Cup run 👀 #GoBolts
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Finally found a bottle of the pigeon fuel everyone has been talking about @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 #PinkWhitney
Crush him Lesnar! #UFC200
Not cool Drake #MakeADrake
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These hashtags are good for some laughs #Family
There's a nicely timed #SpaceJam quote in the middle of this fight deadspin.com/brawl-breaks-ou…
DVR'ing #SesameStreetonHBO only to find out what it sounds like when Oscar the Grouch says fuck
Just finished through episode 4 of #MakingAMurderer and this is my reaction every time Brendan talks xitter.cf/SortofBradPitt/status/…
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All Eyez on Me #ExplainThe90sIn4Words
Show Me the Money #ExplainThe90sIn4Words
You would see me cry tears of joy if @Publix had these, rather than my usual crying lost in frozen foods @publixhelps
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If by meteors NASA meant stars, then yes I'm looking up at 100s of "meteors" #meteorshower
Gordon Shumway retweeted
NHL
@NHL15 Feb 2014
It's that time and USA-RUS is off to a fast start. RT if you are AWAKE to cheer on @USAHockey.
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