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Verwhyzon

@Verwhyzon

Because we can.

 Not a lot of places.
verwhyzon.com
Joined September 2019
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Clint Patterson (@clintpatterson) profile pictureClint Patterson@clintpatterson16 Jun 2022
You sure yall wanna go here? Like *right* after you stuck customers with $1.2 billion/year in 'economic adjustment' fees? This dude's out there bragging: "as we think about those fees..., we would expect those to bring in above $100 million per month" - Verizon CFO Matt Ellis
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The most unavailable 5G in the world. Available just 0.4% of the time. Why? Because. We. Can. That’s #5GBilledRight…That’s Verwhyzon. bgr.com/2020/06/30/5g-verizo…
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Proud. Confident. ROI. Verwhyzon 5G covers just 0.2% of Dallas and DC, but that’s enough to charge our customers more for it. We have the cake. And we eat the cake. Covering a fraction of a percent of a city? That's genius #5GBilledRight > #5GBuiltRight bit.ly/38GDGTv
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Alright…next stop…Dayton, OH. NO 5G here either!
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Our friends @Verizon issued a press release about their network today, but they obviously got too excited and hit send before proofreading. So, we helped point out a few edits they missed (in red😀).
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Next stop on the Verwhyzon 5G Road Trip: Harrisburg, PA…NO 5G here! #5GBilledRight
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“I've been using Verizon in New York City, and it's been incredibly frustrating. Verizon's mmWave 5G network, despite the intense spending on billboards, online ads and commercials, is tiny.” #SorryNotSorry verwhyzon.com
Andrew Martonik (@andrewmartonik) profile pictureAndrew Martonik@andrewmartonik27 Feb 2020
My Galaxy S20 Ultra review is live! Nearly 5000 words getting deep into everything this giant, expensive phone has to offer androidcentral.com/samsung-g…
Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra review: Too much of a good thing

Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra review: Too much of a good thing

androidcentral.com
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Ok, let’s roll! Leaving Midtown Manhattan and goin’ out west to find some Verwhyzon 5G!
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😭😭😭 > 🙂🙂🙂 #5GBilledRight > #5GBuiltRight
Josh Shifris (@jhshifris11) profile pictureJosh Shifris@jhshifris1126 Feb 2020
Replying to @TMobile
vercryzon because you cry when you pay more when you see your bill
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#5GBilledRight
Andrew Martonik (@andrewmartonik) profile pictureAndrew Martonik@andrewmartonik25 Feb 2020
Took this speedtest on Verizon 5G while walking down W 42nd. Started it the moment I connected to 5G, and by the time I finished and went to screenshot, it had dropped back to LTE. I walked less than half a block.
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Today, VerHIDEzon becomes Verwhyzon. Why? Because we can.
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“Our mission is simple. We want to charge as much as possible. Frustratingly arrogant … unflinchingly greedy … Saying and doing whatever we want just because we can. That’s the Verwhyzon way.” - Verwhyzon CEO. Check out the full release here:verwhyzon.com/vwz-launch
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We’re kicking off the Verwhyzon 5G Road Trip! Follow along as we highlight the places between Midtown Manhattan and Downtown Denver where we see exactly what kind of 5G we’ve got in between!
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Seriously, @Verizon!? We had a good thing going and you went and screwed it all up by releasing maps!!
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And you could have done it so much better! What even is this?! These maps suck! THIS is what you came up with after 231 days!?!?! Maps that only highlight your limited footprint covering a few city blocks and the fact that your 5G won’t work inside!?!?!
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This isn’t over!! When one door closes, another one opens...and I’m gonna open ALL YOUR DOORS, @Verizon!! ALL OF THEM!! *drops mic* 🎤
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“The fact is, we don’t really care about offering customers a long-term benefit” — verHIDEzon CEO xitter.cf/cards/qcjz…
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Saddle up your horse and head out on the dusty trail to hunt down some 5G — Dallas and Omaha are the next two cities to PAY MORE for 5G, THEN GUESS where it works! xitter.cf/cards/qcjz…
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#5GBuiltRight for an extra $10 and no maps to find it! You’re welcome!
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We’re heating up…verHIDEzon 5G coming to 3 basketball arenas…Where you MAY be able to find 5G! BOOMSHAKALAKA! 🏀🏀🏀 verhidezon.com/verhidezon-5g…
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