@VernMatz

sadboy garbage

 Boston, MA
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Joined September 2017
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sunny@inve1ns1 Aug 2025
i think love dies in a relationship when two people are no longer curious about each other
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English philosophy: The world is good French philosophy: My soul is good Greek philosophy: Triangles and circles are good German philosophy: I'm a monster
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went to Giedi Prime in 2018, oh wait, that was Berlin
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How come busy adults are so concerned with missing their child’s little league game
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I don’t trust people who love to travel
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god damn i'm craving corn nuts so bad right now
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Did anyone ever see Hidalgo
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New Yorkers get so mad when I call the 456 the green one
Breakfast buffets are wasted on the morning
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Why do we pronounce “One” that way. There is no W
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Oreos should be in everything except fried Oreos which are disgraceful
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listen.niceguysrecords.com/a…
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new album tonight called ‘A Treatise on the Rainbow’
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If only people were as resilient as toothpaste tubes
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Truly incredible how much toothpaste you can get out of this tube
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Can you name movie where the A plot is about old people falling in love & it is good?? Hmm 🤔
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Ooofff Coda is like bad Glee
Digiorno should open a delivery spot. I’d go
Dave needs to stop trying to be a dramatic television program
When god created the world, he was like “lmao”
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