Nick Fury

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm just going to state the obvious, we have a doppelganger in our midst

Totally not looking at a robot called Ultron or something

When you die for a few months only to return and discover that some cranky ass robot tryna kill the world

Lets be honest the real reason Bucky has a metal arm is because he was trying to lift Thor's hammer like a frat boy

*Lets out a thousand screams* youtube.com/watch?v=eGwuoYKh…

Reaction to Age of Ultron trailer

@OfficialFaIcon Son I am interested as to why you're gay in 4 holes who are your other 2 lovers do tell me

Guess who's back Back again Fury's back From the dead

Congrats @OfficialFaIcon I always knew you would come out youtube.com/watch?v=tPmLzsdc…

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

Of course Steve Rogers would do the ice challenge Guess he forgot the last time he was with ice he was with it for 70 years

I thought having Hawkeye and Falcon was enough but no we are also bringing in a female named Mockingbird We own a damn bird zoo at SHIELD

@OfficialFaIcon Yes I did yes I did some body please tell me who the eff I is

@OfficialFaIcon You are caw-razy son

@OfficialFaIcon @TrustMeOnThisJK @actual_tonys @official_capt Which is why you are artificial aka FAKE N PHONY

Hey do you all want to know what happened in Budapest? Do ya? GET READY.. . . . . . . Because I ain't motherfucking telling.