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MPH Global Epidemiology, RSPH 2024 | If I'm not doing epi, I'm probably on a mountain 🥾🌵

Atlanta, GA
Joined February 2018
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I love starting a new fantasy series because you'll hear a sentence like "they were cursed by the goddess" and....is it a metaphor? Superstition? Fantasy racism? Or an actual literal curse by an actual literal goddess? Who knows! Not me!
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If I had a nickel every time a teenage girl essentially invented a literary genre I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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Last Saturday, I graduated with my MPH in Global Epidemiology from the Rollins School of Public Health with a certificate in Infectious Disease Epidemiology. It has been a truly amazing and life-changing 2 years, and I can't wait to see what's next!
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Just submitted my very LAST assignment for grad school 🥳🥳🥳
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“Starting Friday, the country is implementing a nationwide vaccination drive hoping to inoculate 3.2 million people and encourage residents to eradicate stagnant water sources, known breeding grounds for mosquitoes.” usatoday.com/story/travel/ne…
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Earlier this week I was dripping my faucets so they didn't freeze. This ain't right.
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I once had a professor respond to my question "do you think I *should* do grad school" with "I think you're *going* to do grad school"
academics: the market is horrible. do not go to grad school. I have 36 publications and the only job I got was a 4/4 in a county where the primary industry is racism. I am suicidial daily 22-26 year olds: wow, that is so bad. it's a real problem. luckily though, I am built diffe
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I’m awake but I would like to go to sleep again.
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Me, every year at this time
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sorry i can’t come out tonight the sun’s setting at 5
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Every year around Halloween I remember that as a kid, I always sorted my candy like a bar graph after trick or treating. What I'm saying is, even 20 years ago, I was pretty on-brand 🎃
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A while back I saw someone post about doing a community-science style acitivity with an undergraduate (maybe high school?) lab class, having students do tick-borne disease testing which contributed to real surveillance data (iirc) Does anyone know who/where this was?
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Doing my civic duty by nodding encouragingly during lecture
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Wait I have more fantasy math those are like 2 of my favorite things Consider: Fantasy math is when the first 700 pages take 3 months to read, and the last 300 pages take 1 night to read
Fantasy math is a 2 month road trip taking 4 pages and a 2 minute battle taking 40 pages
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I am So Normal about the Doctor Who 60th anniversary. I reacted very Normally to the trailer. I am a Normal level of excited about David Tennant. So Normal about this
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Tragic: I tried to make a doctor who reference in class and the kids (grown adults in college) just looked at me confused
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I have been threatened with arson more times than I think is normal for the first 2 weeks of school In related news, I'm never starting an R script with setwd() ever again
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Love when a 2-day intensive course is on Rosh Hashanah. I can really feel the inclusivity.🙃There were so many other weekends, ya know? Like, how is there somehow a class conflict when BOTH high holidays are on weekends this year.
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I mean I'm probably not helping anything by (probably) deciding to take the class anyway and I'm just helping to convey that when HHs are ignored, people come anyway, so no need to make changes. But STILL
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Nikki Mastrud, MPH retweeted
god bless the students who make eye contact and nod during lecture
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