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San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2023
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why are vampires always so evil and dark like why can't we have an oblivious vampire sweetheart
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9/30: solemn grinding at my email job 10/1:
25 years ago, the Hex Girls released 'Hex Girl'
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fuck it, we bawl 😭
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not now bro i’m romanticizing vampirism
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No updates beyond the below
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No records of today, full goldfish brain beyond hazy recollections of @anneurysm69 hammers
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On Our Way To Shuck Sectionals 🌽
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she’s so fine i’d let her drive a wooden stake through my heart
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UPDATE: For the first time in program history, VU takes 3rd at Spawnfest!
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Spawnfest update: G1: L to Garbage in the pouring rain G2: L to @hiveult (??) Bye to hit the Laundromat for dryers G3: W over moonlight ultimate G4: still going, took half on BOP
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Won G4 to end the day 2-2!
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Strategy committee continued to forage us to victory
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Us when 2/3 of our captains for the season have chronic stomach diseases
some of you can relate…
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The reaction after we successfully run the first end zone set of the weekend
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Headed to Spawnfest!
[charli xcx but she’s dracula] do you vant to guess the color of my underveaar! bleh!🧛‍♂️
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This year's lines for sectionals**
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This years quadrants
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