𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚗

𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉 𝓂𝑒!” — #𝐼𝒯𝑅𝒫 — 𝒫𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓎𝒶𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒞𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃. — 𝑀𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓈, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒢𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒. — 𝑀𝒱 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒. RT?

“Wow, okay—.. I want my free hug coupons back.”

/ this is so gross.

“—... I don’t want to interrupt.” Lip quivering.

Queue heartbroken Stanely face. “Okay.”

Eyes narrowing. “Who—..?”

“What—...”

He’s low-key upset @ScaredySissy hasn’t wished him a happy national boyfriend day.

“Did you make sure that you got the bug-spray, I can’t afford to get lime disease.”

“Or would I—.?”

“Eddie, I would /never/.”

“What?”

It’s less cute when you realize they’re plotting against Eddie.

“Mmhm—..”

“Lovers in the night..?” He’d chuckle.

“Edward Kaspbrak, you will not be able to pull this with me.”

“I am not the gullible one.”

“Don’t you bullshit me, Eddie.” He’d say, with a little chuckle following.

“I heard about you and Richie.” Nudge, nudge.

“Nope.” He wasn’t going to push his luck.