@ValidOfPriors

P(A|T), THIS

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Look, I'm not going to mention apophasis to make you look up rhetorical terms.
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"Mr. Goodbar" was just the phrase blurted out by a startled-awake executive at a Branding meeting.
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Alternative history: name revealed in a Don Draper style "Carousel" presentation. "Mr. Goodbar," he intones as he advances to the last slide, which portrays a father comforting his skinned-kneed daughter. Young exec in the back is weeping.
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"Abominable" is a perfectly useful word, but you've so associated it with a single noun that it is effectively unusable elsewhere... and the noun is "snowman." Would you like to use your historical do-over on this?
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<women/men with a time machine meme>
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Neutrius@noways_tired7 Jan 2025
Interesting insight on hierarchy and credentialism in the medical profession from this Chinese child's toy
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What do you think John Doe's plans for Wrath and Envy were before he met Detective Mills?
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Muad'dib in the streets, Usul in the sietch
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"Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town. His bit is like this: he comes out, warns the crowd about a fire that has broken out backstage. Crowd applauds joke. Then, he repeats the warning! Even greater acclaim!" "But doctor, please just treat my 3rd degree burns."
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Over the course of a decade, and to our growing horror, we realize dogs can no longer die.
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Not long ago, the lifespan of a dog was the length of a serious, cohabitating relationship that ends before marriage. The length of the happy years of a child's life. Now, they tick off 19 years and just keep obliviously counting.
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If God didn't want us to fast travel, He wouldn't have created relativistic time dilation.
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Actually, you mean Frankenstein's Monster, unless you are Vince Neil writing the lyrics to Dr. Feelgood, in which case you got it exactly, surprisingly, correct.
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Writing "type" when you mean "typo" is the cruelest type.
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Calling my store selling high end swivel wheels for furniture and also abstract expressionist paintings Caster and Pollocks.
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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Holding the World on Your Shoulders Real Hahahaha Atlas Just Set it Down Like Atlas Set It on Whatever It Is You Are Standing on Haha
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Me introducing a technique I'm sure can never be used against me: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me as my enemies immediately and effortlessly use my own technique against me: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Crosby, Stills, Slash, and Jung
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<guy holding a gun to the back of my head, who is going to kill me if my tweet doesn't get 100 likes> uh, why don't you... Uh, just take another crack at that. One about George Spiders or whatever.
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When Maiar are incarnated into Middle Earth, they don't remember much, so their bodies are covered in tattoos with useful information like Memento.
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