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There are people who will leave your life and the hole will feel scorching and sore and then one day the skin there will grow back and you’ll spend your time stroking the now soft, silky spot where they once were. It’s yours again. Grab your lovers hand and say “feel how nice!”
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Here's a cool definition of π²: the surface area of the horn torus whose tubing is of unit diameter
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I don’t get how Elon can run 4 companies, have 6 kids with 2 different women, trying to get humans to Mars, and still find time to respond to poontapper63345 on how Bitcoin sucks
Who will be the first cereal company to star @JensenKarp in their cereal commercials ? Maybe a @daniellefishel appearance saying how this cereal is prepared with the highest cleanliness standards ? @LuckyCharms ? @cheerios ? #CinnamonToastShrimp also can I get royalties ? Lol
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At least they’re not peacefully protesting the systemic abuse of black people.
A spooky house made up entirely of pictures of all the people you dated. Because your entire dating life has been a fucking nightmare. 🎃👻💀
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This can’t be the same brain I was using to memorize the entirety of A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out.













