@VTTP_S

cyber is my special interest

Joined September 2025
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djcows
@djcowsSep 24
if you're low iq, you can't be replaced by AI because the labs optimize for maximum intelligence, so if you're minimum intelligence they can never simulate you
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Syd@aquarieauxSep 14
Once a month every month my male coworkers ask what's wrong with me and I always say I just don't feel good and they say I need to go to the doctor because this happens every month
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şirket sunumuna %2 opaklıkta şunu ekliyorum her slayta
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shaurya
@shausethSep 12
so glad i never learned leetcode. i ignored it for it years and everything still worked out
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“guys” and it’s me talking to myself
َ@gffyoqSep 13
"guys" (there's literally 1 person listening)
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mika@mikasagradaSep 14
eu depois de acertar minha própria senha no chute
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trash
@trashh_devSep 13
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruSep 13
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump rejects calls to slow down AI development.
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addicted to saying “not my circus, not my monkeys” to things that are absolutely both my circus and my monkeys
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Neet
@neet_solSep 14
how it feels to submit a job application online
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me btw
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@lapislagoonsSep 13
tech but self aware
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Please unfold your phone to respond to the pending authentication
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"2 likes isn't a lot" imagine hearing back from 2 jobs after applying
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Do you wanna be in cahoots with me or not
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"The password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" blow my house up I don't care
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Called out sick because I hate my co workers and want them to experience the work day without me.
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that part of the job interview where they’re like “tell me about a time you [something that has never happened to you before]. how did you manage it?” and you have to make something up
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trash
@trashh_devAug 25
how i slept last night not caring about what linux distro you use
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macabeus
@bmacabeusAug 24
pov: when you find a github repo with suspiciously great code quality
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JT
@jiraticketsAug 24
how the IT guy looks at you when you ask him a question directly instead of submitting a ticket
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iqra@thiccraAug 24
> arrive 2 hours late at work > do nothing > take double the time for a lunch break > take a 4 hour long nap > play mafia with colleagues > leave
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