ೃ₊• 𝓜𝐘 𝐖꩜𝐑𝐃 ⚡︎ ɩ⳽ 𝐋𝐀𝐖 .ᐟ.ᐟ

*He looks up at Zeus, tail wrapping around the gods thigh affectionately as he leans up to kiss those lips passionately*

ˋ yer damn right. since she’s out with judas an’ damara , ya got all day ta make it up ta me. ˊ

“I know and it’s fucking hot~!” *He lashed out before he started balling his eyes out, resting his head on Zeus’s chiseled chest*

ˋ so ya risk makin’ me more upset by lyin’ ta me ? ˊ

“Understand these red nuts you be sucking on wherever you fucking feel like it. I don’t need to be fucking coddled! What I need is my husband to for once read the fucking room!”

ˋ what’s tha point ? ! she’s already been out fer weeks , that’ll just make us look like shitty parents. why didn’t’cha just tell me before ? ! ˊ

“Oh sure! Walk away and go to that clown slut you love so much! You never once ask me how I’m feeling or seeing if I’m okay!” *Snaps at Zeus with tears in his eyes and throwing the couch out the window*

there was another tug , yet her digits tauntingly danced along his neck. ˋ ah’ just found it odd when ah’ went ta get somethin’ ta eat an’ ah’m suddenly face ta face with calista. isn’t that crazy ? ! ˊ

“You don’t get to talk when you over here sling Eagle dick to every bitch with a pretty face and wasn’t bitchy like Hera!”

“You are shitty!!! To me and everyone else that isn’t named Harvey Quin!”

“…. Bitch I bought you a wedding ring! We got married in the forest of nymph! Your nymph mother gave me her blessing! We fucking have twins! How the fuck was I not serious enough with you?!”

aaaand she’s yanking his hair back. a faux smile still present. ˋ oh , but ah’ can. why didn’t ya tell me ya our daught’ah ? ˊ

IMMEDIATELY SQUEEZES. ˋ MAH BABY ! ! now unhand me , ah’m pissed at’cha. ˊ

“Says the two timing purple whore fucking around with a crazed clown bitch with Daddy Issues!”

“Bitch I’m in no mood right now” *Raids his fridge for some ale*

ˋ hiya , dolls ! sorry fer not blessin’ all ‘a ya with mah halloween costume , a gals been reeeaaal busy —- BUT , ah’m here ta finish this year off with a 𝓑ANG ! ˊ

*Burst into @VOLATILEKING’s mansion, growling like a platypus*

ᅠᅠᅠ ALL OF YOU FUCKERS ARE GONNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED TONIGHT!