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Woman vs woman is always a better option than woman vs man, because in justice system, women are privileged and get special treatment. This is why it's best to put all assets on mom's name, as it checkmates the system.
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Yo tengo la teoría de que todas estas historias de "a mi mamá la pretendía tal hombre con dinero pero prefirió a mi papá" son exageraciones de la madre, lo más probable es que solo se la querían coger y ya
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🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7469515…
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When life starts getting serious vagina starts sounding like a beer or sheesha - something to think about or look for only after you get work done, as a reward. Your main energy is for thinking & typing, not strokes. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Nowadays a politician goes to a forum and says "Tutam," when the crowd responds with "Wantam." You hear "Tukuwe na heshima tafadhali, ngojeeni nimalize kuongea" 😂
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You've never supported Linda Mwananchi @RemyRhides don't act like you care about LMM. You hate Sifuna and his party, unfortunately we can't crop hypocrites.
Don't use Babu as your shield, stand up for yourself like Wangari Wathai
Majority of us are supporting Linda Mwananchi because of @HEBabuOwino . Sidelining him is like sidelining our support. Grandfather akisema left ni hivo so mjue tunawaonea 18
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Huyu,kawira huyu, huyu kawira mwangaza huyu,wacha tu. Mambo na ground uliza mimi mmeru bana. You just wake up unakuta kawira in your village huko ndani. Ngoja utaona meru,tharaka nthi,embu na kirinyaga vyenye atafanya. Kila weekend kwake ni rally.
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This is an @edwinsifuna appreciation tweet! Hatutasahau!!!!!!
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Banning Indians from yoga is like banning white people from OnlyFans. Imagine getting cancelled from your own cultural legacy
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Imagine being so much of a racially insecure loser that you have to start a diaspora war over teeth
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Brazil welcoming more than 200,000 Haitians who fled Haiti’s crisis and offering them legal residency and healthcare upon arrival is one of the best and most important news stories today that the mainstream won't tell you about.
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Nothing in football is more tedious than use of the term ‘red cartel’. Blissfully spent 40 years of my life never hearing it, until some fuckwits invented it to distract from the failings of their own clubs.
Oh, hang on. There is something more tedious. Manchester City.
