Dark fiction/Horror Writer. Reader. Horror Fanatic. Certified Heathen. Carries a slide whistle. I am the shrimp du jour. First book is out now!!!
USA's Sweaty Dong, AKA Florida
Joined February 2021
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Today's Release Day! I'm not famous, most of us aren't, but I did this. It's my book and I'm proud. I hope if you get a copy, you enjoy it. Thank you from the bottom of my heart and Happy Halloween! x
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Was never a huge Friday the 13th fan, but I gotta say, I am enjoying the Crystal Lake series a lot more than I enjoyed the movies.
I always put on music for sexy interludes with my lover, usually metal or rock stations, but today I put on an 80's station. All was well with Purple Rain and then we had some Take My Breath Away, but right in the thick of it, fucking Jitterbug comes on.🫤
Ambassador Barbera Thornhill....are these people crawling out of Picasso's paintings or...? FFS. This lady looks like she has merkins for eyebrows. What is going on here? 🫤
Guys(or whoever), just so you know, your asshole can smell like some people's favorite Fall latte. Dumpkin Spice! What are we even doing here? 😂
Sometimes Hub's sends me romantic texts with little drawings he does at work. Smitten. So nerdy and so cute. It's the simple things I love most!😍
I admit, when it comes to comedians, I see it as just that for the most part. If I don't find something funny, I move on. There've been comedians that've said worse things in the past, before comedians were dragged online. It's a comedian and we have much bigger fish to fry.
I just don't give a fuck what people wear at the gym or anywhere else.
But I do have a question, if Shane made a joke about Sydney Sweeney, would anyone who's upset about that bad joke still be just as upset? Honest question. Sometimes, shit just seems hypocritical. *shrug*
When I have too much caffeine, I feel like I am on a spiral staircase in near dark, one designed for sword fighting left-handers, because I am left handed and my thoughts are left-handed thoughts and only make sense to me or other 'others'. Vertigo from the spinning images in my
Ain't no way that Kelly Loeffler lady's neck is that long. Who did that to that woman's neck? C'mon, y'all.😂
Rose early like a Phoenix from my bed chamber, and using my magical powers, beckoning the silver light still coming from the early morning moonlight to hear my chant, summoned a banana bread latte. And it appeared, like a fragrant song, the tune playing my taste buds with expert
Say something thoughtful on social media, it's motherfucking legless crickets. But someone talks about a butthole, vagina, or tits and it's like a fucking tsunami of engagement. Where the fuck are we as a society again? 🫤
You have to understand that you are not everyone and everyone is not you. And if you continue to drag people online to fit your narrative, you are feeding the MAGA machine. I don't wanna end up losing another election due to riders on high horses.