verified stunner 🚭☘️ @Whotfismick

Joined December 2025
The game is won by those who don't care about the rules.
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The game is won by those who don't care about the rules.
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When you hear about the company's earnings this year, but your pay stays the same...
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Y’all ever be so bored on your phone you start exploring the settings? 😂
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I pitched an idea in a meeting today. I was the only woman in the meeting. 10 minutes later a man (with a more senior title) pitched the same exact idea. The person leading the meeting (significantly more senior than ALL of us) cut him off and said “glad you agree with the idea Christina had earlier, it’s nice to have everyone on the same page”. I’m going to be buzzing from this feeling all weekend.
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"who got you smiling like that" me bruh I'm funny as hell
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Who told you niggas don't accept flowers
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one time a woman with a medical alert wiener dog sat next to me on a plane and her dog kept alerting on me and she was like "not to be weird but you should get your heart checked out and that's how i found out i had a mildly irregular heart beat. We don’t deserve dogs.
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phone sex so good got him sending videos of the nut 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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I love novels that are written so well that it's a whole film production going on in my head, like i have multiple characters and shit going on it's insane i can't explain
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why are so many sex toys purple, is there some sort of science behind purple and horniness?? 🤨
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NEURODIVERGENTS: do you have a “safety” human?
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My favorite fragrance is loud by marijuana
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so far in life, the best lesson i've ever learned is that life will go on. people come and go. we lose friends, break up with lovers, meet new people, encounter success and failure, and life will go on. you will be alright.
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Adulting is realizing you can't just randomly decide you're not going to work today the way you did with school. 😭🥹
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My wife stopped by police one day as she was going up the ramp into our house. In a wheelchair. The officer asked to see an ID. She asked what the problem was. The officer said he needed to make sure she wasn't a burglar. "Are you serious?" she asked. "In case you haven't noticed, I am in a wheelchair." "I know that," the officer said. "So, what do you think my modus operandi is?" she asked. "Do you think I just ride around the neighborhood, looking for houses that have ramps,so I can break in?" "You could," he said. "That would REALLY limit my available victims, don't you think?" she asked. "Just let me see your ID," he said. He took her ID--which has our address on it--but still had to enter her information in the computer before he let her go into the house. I feel safe and secure knowing that we are protected from wheelchair bandits!!
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Nonverbal phone tmme but our legs are touching so we know we're there for each other
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This thing of waking up and not being rich is slowly starting to irritate me.
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Nothing humbles a stoner faster than realizing you forgot where you put your weed while you're still holding it.
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Do you look better in person or in pictures?
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