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Mitt Romney has escaped
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State of Utah Updates retweeted
Hemā Heimuli Jr.
@x_hems26 Feb 2025
Severance takes place at Lagoon in Farmington, UT
Apple TV
@AppleTV24 Feb 2025
Back on the ranch. #Severance — New episode Friday
From Severance. A sepia photo of Dylan (portrayed by Zach Cherry) and his wife Gretchen (portrayed by Merritt Wever) posing for the camera while wearing clothes that look like they're from the Wild West era in America. They appear happy, and their three kids are sitting below them smiling.

ALT From Severance. A sepia photo of Dylan (portrayed by Zach Cherry) and his wife Gretchen (portrayed by Merritt Wever) posing for the camera while wearing clothes that look like they're from the Wild West era in America. They appear happy, and their three kids are sitting below them smiling.

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Keep JD Vance away from these
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Me outside Coachman’s hoping for one last dinner and pancake
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State of Utah Updates retweeted
State of Utah Updates@UtahUpdates26 Mar 2023
It will stay winter until you repent.
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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This idea came to me in a dream after I fell asleep next to the Crown Burger fireplace. Shirts and stickers for sale at the link in bio.
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It’s pronounced TOO-WILL-AH
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State of Utah Updates retweeted
State of Utah Updates@UtahUpdates2 Feb 2022
If the seagull sees its reflection on Spencer Cox’s bald head, it means six more weeks of inversion.
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Mitt got lost in the fog last night. Please return him if you find him.
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Thinking of putting in a new gravel pit. Which mountain do you hate the most?
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We’re trying to rebrand as the state with a bunch of weird, giant statues
KSL 5 TV@KSL5TV24 Nov 2023
A plan to build a 300-foot statue at the former Draper state prison site, described as a companion piece to New York’s Statue of Liberty, has taken its first steps toward a potential home in Utah. ksltv.com/603741/group-wants…
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Doctors recommend getting a couple big gulps of smog every day
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Sometimes this stuff writes itself
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Looking for someone who can remove my Romney 2024 tattoo
KSL News
@KSLcom13 Sep 2023
BREAKING: Utah Sen. Mitt Romney announced he won't seek reelection in 2024. ksl.com/article/50729834?utm…

Mitt Romney says he won't seek reelection in 2024

Utah Sen. Mitt Romney announced Wednesday he won't seek reelection in 2024 but said he remains committed to Utahns through the duration of his term.

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State of Utah Updates retweeted
State of Utah Updates@UtahUpdates12 Jul 2021
The air is supposed to look like that
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Bullying the governor does work
Spencer Cox@SpencerJCox14 Aug 2023
Have you ever been frustrated (terrified) in a heavy downpour on I-15 at night when the lane marking seem to disappear? Me too. And so, today, I’m excited to announce the largest reflective lane striping project in our state’s history!
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No we’re not going to pick up the cones on your street lol. Those are permanent now.
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Sorry for not tweeting. x.com was blocked by the Utah porn filter.
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I hope you all bought slide off a hill insurance for your homes
KSL News
@KSLcom24 Apr 2023
A third home is believed to be at risk of sliding off a filled-in ravine days after two homes were destroyed by a landslide in the area, Draper Mayor Troy Walker said. ksl.com/article/50628265/dra…

Draper mayor says 3rd home is at risk of sliding off 'man-made' lots

A third home is believed to be at risk of sliding off a filled-in ravine days after two homes were destroyed by a landslide in the area, Draper Mayor Troy Walker said Monday.

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