
Tweeter formerly known as Hoss Fuentes. Also not a crank. Purveyor of unreasonableness. #RAWR
The Thunderdome
Joined July 2012
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Today would have been my daughter’s 10th birthday. My wife had been in the hospital for 2 1/2 weeks beforehand with severe preeclampsia, & she was delivered at 26 weeks, 6 days. She was immediately taken into the NICU & put on respiratory support. 1/
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Pretty sure that this guy figured it out though…
John Carpenter says nobody has figured out the ending of The Thing correctly yet
"Every idea that people have is not the right one, I know the right one... no one has guessed it" xitter.cf/AcademyMuseum/status/2…
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Send some prayers to one of the greatest henchmen to ever hench, Al Leong, who's in the hospital after suffering from a stroke.
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“Your mother was quite the talented Potions Witch, Harry. She could brew anything from Wolfsbane to meth. It was truly a sight to behold”
“WHAT?!”
“Well, how did you think they kept me in check during the full moon?” Lupin replied calmly. “The Potions professor in our era was nowhere near as good as Snape is today, so I had to get my Wolfsbane from somewhere.”
“NO, I MEAN THE METH THING!” Harry shouted. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MOTHER COOKED METH?!”
“Well, she didn't at first. But the Order was running out of money during the war, and we needed a way to convince the residents of Knockturn Alley not to side with Voldemort. Your mother provided a solution.”
Lupin nodded thoughtfully.
“She introduced us to a wonderful Muggle substance called meth. We had Mundungus deal it in Knockturn Alley. It made us enough money to last through the war, and the residents agreed not to side with Voldemort as long as we kept supplying them.”
“I—WHAT—WAIT—MY MOTHER WAS—HOW DID SHE EVEN—WHAT?!”
“Oh, don't worry, Harry. She stopped cooking after she became pregnant with you. For your health, she said.” Lupin tried to placate him.
Harry stared at him, utterly speechless.
“...Of course, it turned out that Voldemort had been buying from her supply. When she stopped, he went on a rampage trying to get his fix. He even broke into your parents' house in a fit of withdrawal, hoping to force her to cook for him again.”
Lupin paused.
“Unfortunately, he ended up killing her by accident.”
“...”
“...Did nobody tell you about this?”
This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine:
Casablanca
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Snatch
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Si tu écoutes les historiens du web ni les Gaulois ni les Francs de sont nos ancêtres, la seule explication possible restante est donc que les Français sont un peuple céleste arrivé sur terre pour porter la civilisation vers la grandeur
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Because you're a thousand times their size and make no effort to avoid being seen or heard, which puts you squarely outside the paradigm of expected predator/prey behavior, and your actions and motivations are incomprehensible to them. You're basically a kaiju.
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I saw someone say that 20,000 years ago dogs discovered a Super Intelligence that enabled them to live magical lives that they can’t even begin to comprehend. These interactions with ChatGPT made me think of that.
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better than either of these
Marky got with Sharon
Sharon got Cherese
She was sharing Sharon's outlook
On the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar
And Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas
Tommy played piano
Like a kid out in the rain
Then he lost his leg in Dallas
He was dancing with a train
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
A poem by Anne Carson, who was awarded the 2026 Nobel Prize in Literature. Read it in full: newyorker.com/magazine/2001/…
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I was surprisingly far into this tweet before I realized it wasn't about the Vietnam War
















































