Best Bitcoin commercial I’ve recently seen

You realize what the dude in a suit is talking about right? zcash:native $ZCSH $CYPH

dear bitcoin, we’re coming for you. your code fork, Zcash.

What would you do if you found the private key to an address holding 250 BTC? Join us for the first ever Tales From The Timechain, where we answer what one of us did... This is a true cypherpunk story exploring the early archaeology of Bitcoin. Read all 13 pages now for free right here on Twitter. Featuring my man @HodlTarantula as the anonymous miner "Chuck" because he's perfect for the part! (likeness used without permission). All art made using @GeminiApp 3.1 Pro. For those who want to learn more behind the story, keep reading. If you want to read the story itself - get to it! ------------------------------ This is an adaptation of a talk by a security researcher named Ryan Castelluci, given at DEFCON 23 (2015). You can still watch the presentation today on YouTube. See source notes at the end of the comic. I also did my own blockchain archaeology, found all the relevant wallets from his talk and verified the evidence on-chain, myself. See source notes at the end of the comic for the addresses and on-chain data. I came across this topic while researching how to add a security feature called anti-exfil to DIY bitcoin signing devices and coordinator software (@SeedSigner @SparrowWallet @selfcustodykrux (also Kern), @nunchuk_io @BULLBITCOIN_ - and shoutout to @BitcoinShooter for getting it working on @BlockstreamJade - now we're teaming up!), and while working on that, I wanted to dig deep into the types of attacks it helps prevent. This sent me down a long rabbit hole, ECDSA failures, reused/predictable nonces, Dark Skippy to "The Curious Case of the half-Half Nonces", and then to this story - about brainwallets, as almost a footnote in the half-half story...So I'm starting here, it's the easiest one to tackle, and I'm hoping to learn this well enough that I can explain it clearly...here's hoping. The comic panels aren't perfect, it's AI, and I did this relatively quickly, so I can move onto the deeper levels of this project. To create the script, I watched Ryan's YouTube presentation about 5 times, downloaded and corrected the transcript, and then made a 12-page sketch of what I hoped to show on each page to detail the story. I fed that transcript and my 12-page sketch into a BUNCH of models; - GPT 5.6 Sol Medium - Very bland and boring! - Gemini 3.1 Pro - Did better, gave some stuff to work with, still not great. - KimiK3 - now this one did really good! I liked this one the best. - Deepseek V4 Pro - I accidentally left the Kimi script in the same folder, and it just told me "the script already exists, but I corrected some inconsistencies"...oh well. In the end I took all 3 scripts and rewrote them into one. Then I kept adjusting it - honestly until the very last page was done, I kept making changes...hope it came out good. All in - about 1-2 days of research and thinking. 1 day of script wrangling, and then another 2 of generating pages and then fixing individual panels or text boxes. Some fixes I had the AI do, some I had to manually do myself in Illustrator. Anyway, this is getting too long - I'll let you get to Page 1 of 12! Enjoy and let me know what you think!

$ZEC is doing something I wouldn’t ignore. Twice, price swept the highs. Twice, it got rejected. And now instead of another rejection $ZEC is pushing into the same area again after building a much stronger base underneath. That changes the game. The chart I’m watching has $1,700 as the major upside target. Sounds insane with $ZEC around $835. But crypto has a funny habit of making “impossible” targets look obvious in hindsight. This one stays high on my watchlist.

After Luke did the old proof-of-work switcheroo, he was shocked to find there wasn't an army of Blake 2b miners standing by to mine his shitcoin:

We’re so ₿ack.

Average Bitcoin hodler morning routine.🌞

Went to a pizza place that accepts Bitcoin. Turns out the place is run by BIP-110 maxis, so they only accept payments on the "real Bitcoin" chain. No problem. Tx sent. Two days later I'm still at the table waiting for the next block. The waiter keeps asking if I want dessert. Luke, please. I just want to go home. Can miners do something?

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