NFT collector and plushie designer. I miss my Derps & BlockOwls 🫶🏻
Arizona, USA
Joined June 2021
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Useless Crypto started in 2021 as a fun meme project, but grew into something bigger with several relaunches. We stayed active with Useless branding during the Eclipse phase, offering merch and the All For One app, a user-friendly wallet tied to the ECLIPSE ranking system.
In 2025, things took a turn when someone stole the project’s entire identity. The logo, slogans, the blank whitepaper, they even tried to take over the copyright with bribery. They launched a fake version on Solana.
Since we found out the Useless team has fought back by filing for a trademark, securing the logo’s copyright, relaunching on BSC and starting a legit Solana version. Receipts below.
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When November comes and you’re comfortable on the couch telling yourself one vote won’t make a difference, think back to the Lindsay Clancy trial.
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Of course they didn’t show up…
🇺🇸 No House Democrats attended a Republican-led hearing Tuesday on unaccompanied migrant children vulnerable to trafficking, forced labor and sexual exploitation.
Rep. Eli Crane blasted the empty seats, saying, “I don’t really think they care much,” as Republicans reviewed what they described as failures to track children released under Biden-era policies.
Oversight Republicans said it was not the first time Democrats skipped the panel’s discussions on the issue.
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How MEN react to Lindsay Clancy vs. WOMEN 😳 The difference is astounding!
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🚨 BREAKING: Following public calls—including from @ElonMusk—that 7-year-old Athena Strand’s kiIIer be executed, FedEx driver Tanner Horner has just been sentenced to DEATH by the State of Texas
GREAT.
Now do it PUBLICLY. Make an example out of this subhuman scumbag.
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Today I asked an abortion advocate what her favorite method of abortion is.
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The search continues this morning for Mr. Young, who went missing after not returning from a camping trip.
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I am pleased to announce the release of American journalist Shelly Kittleson, who was recently kidnapped by members of the foreign terrorist organization Kata’ib Hizballah near Baghdad, Iraq.
The U.S. Department of State extends its appreciation to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Department of War, U.S. personnel across multiple agencies, and the Iraqi Supreme Judicial Council and our Iraqi partners, for their assistance in securing her release.
This resolution reflects the Trump Administration's steadfast commitment to the safety and security of American citizens, no matter where they are in the world.
Under President Trump, the wrongful detention or kidnapping of U.S. nationals will not be tolerated. We will continue to use every tool to bring Americans home and to hold accountable those responsible.
We are relieved that this American is now free and are working to support her safe departure from Iraq.
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EARTHSET.
April 6, 2026.
Humanity, from the other side. First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon. Photo: NASA
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I’m noticing a lot of foreigners who seem to not understand why we’d risk hundreds of lives, spend millions of dollars, and sacrifice several aircraft to rescue one guy. And the reason they don’t understand is also the reason people can’t be made American by a piece of paper.
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🚨“WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Office Members, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is SAFE and SOUND!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
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Literally the funniest President EVER.
😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Why didn't you warn me about Pearl Harbor?"
- President Trump to Japanese reporter
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🚨 BREAKING: Oregon high school principal Jeremy Williams who was placed on leave for celebrating the assass*nation of Charlie Kirk has just been SENTENCED to 5 YEARS in prison over possession of child p*rnography
Imagine THAT.
Our enemies are disgusting creatures.
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🚨 JUST IN: One of the American airmen who lost his life in the KC-135 crash in Iraq has been identified as Maj. Alex Klinner
Klinner leaves behind a wife, a 2-year-old, and 7 month old twins
Absolutely heartbreaking. Pray for the Klinner family 💔🙏🏻
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Arizonans are grateful, @ICEgov.
AZ HUMAN SMUGGLING STASH HOUSE BUST NETS 23 ILLEGAL ALIEN ARRESTS
Two federal search warrants yielded the arrests after an ICE @HSIArizona probe with the U.S. Border Patrol.
The Phoenix-based alien smuggling cell allegedly coordinated pick up, transport and housing for illegal aliens from Mexico and other Central American countries.
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The reason why I decided to run for office this year is because I feel our voices aren’t being represented.
Why do we have to beg and plead for our Republican majority to pass legislation that 84% of Americans want?
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A U.S. Navy veteran with no known family will be laid to rest Tuesday in Nashville with full military honors. 🇺🇸
Lonnie D. Wayman’s service is set for 9 a.m. at Middle Tennessee State Veterans Cemetery. The public is invited to attend and help ensure the unclaimed veteran is honored and not laid to rest alone. 🎖️
Get more info on the memorial: bit.ly/4sAutWb
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🚨 BREAKING: Arkansas father and combat Veteran who reportedly killed his 14YO daughter's r*pist WINS Republican primary for Lonoke County Sheriff
Aaron Spencer defeated the VERY SHERIFF in the county that arrested him for doing so.
Now he wants to clean his county up.
WOW.