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โI am ๐‘๐‘‚๐‘‡ useless! I! AM! ๐‘ท๐‘น๐‘ถ๐‘ท๐‘ฌ๐‘น๐‘ป๐’€, of @PR0XYDADDYโž - #๐Ÿœ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ˜ #๐‘ซ๐‘ถ๐‘ฟ๐‘ฟ๐‘ฌ๐‘ซ

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shes strong... but not strong enough~ ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฅ
Replying to @hypnosalazzle
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ณ what's her resistance to mind control like?
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โ € ๐’๐ˆ๐™๐„ ๐ƒ๐ˆ๐…๐…๐„๐‘๐„๐๐‚๐„. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ญ โ €
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Replying to @SensualScubbi
When a waft of that musk makes one visibly recoil at the start with their eyes watering, only to find themselves inhaling deeply and finding their protests dying with every huff >>>>
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Cerby saying the most stupid porn terms is peak hilarity. Bringing out the wobblewagon Porndoll.
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One to the face. Two to the butt. Cerby gets bored easily.
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โ€œCerby, you canโ€™t do that!โ€ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. โ€œHey! Q-quit it!โ€ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. โ€œP-please!โ€ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. โ€œHRRNNNG-!โ€ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. โ€œ. . .โ€ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. โ€œUuuuuuurrrrrrrrrhgghhh!โ€
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๐Ÿ’ญDoms who are ACTUAL idiotsโ€ฆโค๏ธ
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The dumber you are, the bigger your cock! Nod, nod, nod! Totally true.
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ใ€Œ๐‡3๐‹๐‹ใ€ I should do more stupid Cerby shit.
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โค๏ธŽ for puppy rating.
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ใ…คใ…คใ…ค แดœษดแด„สœแด€ษชษดแด‡แด… แดœษดส™แดแดœษดแด… แดœษดสœแดสŸส แด›สœแด‡ ๊œฑษชษด ส™แดœแดขแดขษชษดษข ษชษด สแดแดœส€ แด‡แด€ส€ ใ…คใ…คใ…ค
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แ…  แ…  ๐“ฃ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐—Œ๐—‰๐–บ๐–ผ๐—‚๐–บ๐—… ๐—†๐–บ๐—€๐—‚๐–ผ ๐—ˆ๐—‡ ๐—๐—‚๐—Œ ๐—๐—‚๐—€๐—๐—๐—Œ ๐—Œ๐–พ๐–พ๐—† ๐—๐—ˆ ๐—๐–บ๐—๐–พ ๐—๐—ˆ๐—‹๐—‡ ๐—ˆ๐–ฟ๐–ฟ . . . แ…  แ… 
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ใ€ŽBest wifeใ€
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What's hanging, purrvy nation?~ Your favourite flirty feline found a fantastical wand! Luckily for you all I'm feeling suuuuuuuper generous today, and tooootes wanna give you all some แตˆแต‰buffs! So line up for me! No takebacks! โค๏ธ+๐Ÿ”„+๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ(Moots prioritised).
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แ… แ…  แ… แ… ๐‹๐Ž๐Ž๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐…๐Ž๐‘ ๐€ ๐๐„๐– ๐‰๐Ž๐โ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ Random Play is ๐‡๐ˆ๐‘๐ˆ๐๐†, so show the boss a reason to hire youโ€ผ๏ธ And by reason, he means your tits. ๐Ÿคญ โ™ฅ๏ธ+๐Ÿ”+ ๐Ÿ“ธ for a rating.๐Ÿฅฐ แ… แ… 
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แ… แ…  แ… แ… The ๐๐„๐‹๐‹๐„ affect: - Sudden loss of IQ points โœ… - Inability to stop ๐‘บ๐‘ธ๐‘ผ๐‘ฐ๐‘น๐‘ป๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฎ when all he did was notice youโœ… - Sharp drop in your ability to ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฅ๐Ÿโœ… - Strange changes to your account โœ… All normal reactions to him btw๐Ÿฅฑ แ… แ… 
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ใ…ค โ™ก๏ธŽ + โ†ป + ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ ใ…ค
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แ… แ…  แ… แ… || Writer x Writer except I just bully you till you cum repeatedly ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ’ฆ แ… แ… 
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-๐™ผ๐™ฐ๐™บ๐™ด ๐šˆ๐™พ๐š„๐š ๐™ฒ๐™ท๐™พ๐™ธ๐™ฒ๐™ด- โ™ฅ๏ธTo give up, surrender your body as Miku's ๐™Š๐™‰๐˜ผ๐™ƒ๐™Š๐™‡๐™€ ๐™‹๐™Š๐™๐™‰๐˜ฟ๐™Š๐™‡๐™‡ โ˜† ๐Ÿ”„To resist, keep your 'dignity' as you try (and fail) to resist Miku's ๐™„๐™‰๐™๐™Š๐™“๐™„๐˜พ๐˜ผ๐™๐™„๐™‰๐™‚ ๐˜พ๐™Š๐˜พ๐™†๐™ˆ๐™„๐™‡๐™† โ™ก โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ”„+ comment for a personalized ๐˜ฝ๐˜ผ๐˜ฟ๐™€๐™‰๐˜ฟ~โ™ช
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โ†– Digs a little in their butts. And scratches their balls in public.
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