Every Crypto wants to change the World. WE DON'T. #4EVERUSELESS ExXaBLvyHzbFfAzcHLun2JS46tJgYqyshYDjfVz5pump https://xitter.cf/t.co/kYhgUFQQU1
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THE $USELESS MEME CONTEST IS HERE! 🥔
10 DAYS. $100 IN PRIZES. ZERO PURPOSE.
It’s time to prove who’s truly useless.
🏆 PRIZE POOL
🥇 1st Place — $50
🥈 2nd Place — $30
🥉 3rd Place — $20
🥔 HOW TO ENTER
1: Follow the official $USELESS account @UselessKevinP
2: Hold at least 1,400,000 USELESS tokens BEFORE participating. Holding tokens after winning does not qualify you.
3: Create an original meme about $USELESS.
4: Post your meme on X using #4EVERUSELESS.
5: Submit on Telegram (link in the comments)
🥔 HOW WINNERS ARE SELECTED
Winners will be selected based on:
1: Creativity and originality.
2: Humor and relevance to $USELESS.
3: Genuine engagement with their entries.
Botted likes, fake comments and artificial engagement will not count. We’re looking for real creativity and genuine community support.
⏳ DURATION: 10 DAYS
Bring your most useless ideas. Make us laugh. Show us what you’ve got.
The most useless meme might just make you $50 richer.
Hold $USELESS. Create memes. Stay useless 🥔
#4EVERUSELESS
🤖 Made with AI
Your coin has utility and is still down 90%. 💀
We have no utility.
No roadmap.
No technology.
Just a potato with sunglasses. 🥔😎
At least our disappointment comes with a mascot.
$USELESS #4EVERUSELESS
Every crypto influencer on X:
🚀 Under 15M
💎 Strong community
📈 Easy 100x
Source: Trust me bro.
Meanwhile, we have a potato with zero qualifications. 🥔
At least we’re not pretending. 💀
$USELESS #4EVERUSELESS
Join the useless community:
t.me/uselessdepartment
99% of crypto projects promise to change the world.
We brought a potato. 🥔
Guess who’s being more honest. 💀
$USELESS #4EVERUSELESS
🤖 Made with AI
🚨 CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE AT $USELESS
IT has identified the problem.
It’s Kevin. 🥔
We tried restarting him.
We tried updating him.
We even tried plugging him into a charger.
Nothing worked.
IT department’s official recommendation:
“Have you tried turning the potato off and on again?” 💀
Should we fire Kevin or promote him to Head of IT? 👇
Join the movement you wont be disappointed 🥔🥔
#STAYUSELESS
t.me/uselessdepartment
$USELESS HAS ENTERED A FINANCIAL CRISIS.
Company revenue: $14
CEO vacation budget: $2,000,000
Employees getting paid: 0
Kevin’s stress level: 0% 🥔
The board asked Kevin to cut expenses.
He fired the board and bought a bigger yacht. 💀
Be honest. Would you hire this potato as your financial advisor? 👇
STAY USELESS.
🤖 Made with AI
CUSTOMER SUPPORT UPDATE FROM $USELESS
We received 47 complaints today.
✅ 0 resolved
🗑️ 47 deleted
🥔 Customer satisfaction: Not our problem.
Kevin personally reviewed every complaint.
Then deleted the entire inbox. 💀
What’s the worst customer service you’ve ever experienced? 👇
STAY USELESS.
$USELESS retweeted
The MOST REWARDING referral program in crypto’s history.
We’re giving away ALL of the Pumpfun App’s revenue via rewards!
- Your referral deposits $50 → both of you get $50 on top
- ~10% reduced fees for your referrals
- Referrers get a limited-time 4x boost
Learn more 👇
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Signing up or depositing alone earns nothing. Per pump.fun’s terms, the reward equals the new user’s first fiat purchase (max $50). It is paid in installments only if they trade on 5 separate days within 10 days; otherwise it’s forfeited. pump.fun/docs/referral-…
🚨 BREAKING: $USELESS CEO SPOTTED FLYING PRIVATE.
Company revenue: $14
Private jet: $40,000,000
CEO productivity: 0%
When asked about the company’s financial situation, Kevin replied:
“Economy is for people with a roadmap.” 🥔✈️
The board has approved another vacation.
Would you invest in a company run by this potato? 💀👇
STAY USELESS.
