Just my useless opinions #ALLCAPS

Virginia, USA
Joined March 2025
First X post will forever be the 🐐 double fisting beers.
Ovechkin’s goal-record party: His favorite restaurant (Balos Estiatorio) His favorite song (Bands A Make Her Dance) Immediately handed two beers
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Bondra twice lead the entire goddamn league in goal scoring in the dead puck era. All right before the Rocket Richard Trophy was given out so it seems to go unnoticed to voters. Bullshit he’s not in HOF.
In the history of planet earth, 50 men have 500 NHL goals. 6 are still playing (Ovi, Sid, Stamkos, Malkin, Tavares, Kane). Of the retired 44, 3 aren't in Hall of Fame: Marleau, Verbeek, Bondra.
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Proud parent moment 🥹 Welcome to the NHL, Cole!
Like father, like son 🧡 Cole Knuble makes his NHL debut tonight for the @NHLFlyers, the same team his father, Mike Knuble, played for!
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Man, this timeline. What a time to be alive.
You just had to be there
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Damn. Mixing in some uppercuts too. He’s gonna be the next first run of Lars Eller for Caps.
Petr Sikora challenges PBruins captain Billy Sweezey after taking a cross-check into the end boards. You won't see Sweezey handled like this very often, especially by a 20-year-old European rookie in North America. Was NOT expecting that! @InsideAHLHockey
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The Capitals may have the best postgame routine in the game 😂 After wins, the team's player of the game is awarded a vintage CCM helmet from Ovechkin's rookie season with his patented tinted visor 🤩 It is coined "Legend of the Game" and its first recipient was Vincent Desharnais 🙌 (via: @capitals)
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GOALIES WORST NIGHTMARE #CBJ prospect Pyotr Andreyanov 😬 #SCH #KHL
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This is what you want Xhekajs card to look like instead of what it currently is which is all read
Vincent Desharnais finished last season +7, good for second behind Macklin Celebrini's +8. This season he is leads the Washington Capitals with +10. Second is +4. He is yet to be minus. That is in addition to his blocks and hits and 20 mins per game. The hate is unjustified. #ALLCAPS
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Lets not let it get lost in all the Tom Wilson discourse that Big Bro Cole's Caps took down Lil Bro Lanes Habs
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Carbs doesn’t deserve a lot of the hate he gets, but especially on nights when Leno is the only real difference maker, really gotta get over this “tough love” treatment when he takes a dumb penalty. He’s earned the right to redeem himself and score a big goal post dumb penalty.
I get the logic. I promise I do. But can we not pull the kid aside after the game instead of taking the team's only real, working offensive threat off the ice?
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Spencer Carbery should be on Team Canada's coaching staff the next time they compete in the Olympics. One could even argue give him the HC. I think he's the best coach in the NHL outside the 4 obvious choices. This dude is infectious. He will win multiple cups. In Washington or elsewhere. He just gets it. -93.1
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Caps need to just play with 5 dman. McIlrath too goddamn slow.
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The "overpaid" - "lazy" - "dirty" line is gonna dominate all season and really piss off all of hockey twitter. Cant wait.
now taking names for this line
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Maybe they didn't show up on the scoresheet. Maybe they weren't the central characters of the night. But this was "Ovi and Sid: Chapter 101." There's no overstating its importance. On two legends, one rivalry, and a sunset in sight. nytimes.com/athletic/7670645…
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Not gonna lie, was worried Lappy and TVR would ball out. Did the opposite.
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This line is actually a serious problem yall.
THIS WILSON TUCH PLD LINE CAN'T STOP SCORING, THIS TIME IT'S THE NEWCOMER TUCH 🔥🚨
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Kyrou hasn't struck yet for the Capitals, but it's a matter of time until his dynamic rushing ability and skill with the puck breaks through. That should be a huge acquisition for them.
Replying to @JFreshHockey
ilya protas and jordan kyrou
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Caps are filthy. I think they may be my cup pick. This team is so nails
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“What’s up man rocket, it’s Biz here.” Tom Wilson joined the boys pre-game and shared what Alex Ovechkin is really like behind the scenes 😂
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Miro looking like a Bond villain done up to the nines in that purple drip.
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One last thing and for the record @TheAthletic the hockey player that will eventually pass Alex Ovechkins record goes by the name Sergei Ovechkin Jr.
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