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JUST IN: Paris resident dumps pots of scalding hot water from apartment window onto rioters attempting to loot stores in the streets below.
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Sakrete is a pain in the ass and is super subpar to plant mix. I had a pain in the ass day, and it was super subpar.
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I’m a bigger fella, my wife went through a wicker furniture phase….tonight it ends
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lol. Hardest I’ve ever been dragged. Reckon I need to up my mashed potato game.
Instant mashed potatoes are better than watery homemade mashed potatoes. Also look at my finger steaks!
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Instant mashed potatoes are better than watery homemade mashed potatoes. Also look at my finger steaks!
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Had to offload a generator this morning. Wasn’t prepared for the generator to cost more and be larger than my first house.
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Love my pocket friends.
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Great seats last night. Not a band I would normally see, but a good friend needed a plus one.
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youtu.be/XxAEsOk25us No one covers Zao. These guys covered Zao. And they did it well.
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I’ve never seen this cat. Opened my door to clean up. Walked away for 15 seconds. I have a new cat.
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Anyone want some airport runway signs and 6k lbs of concrete?
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Royal Tenenbaums Sphere Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels The Big Lebowski Event Horizon
You can only watch 5 movies for the rest of your life. Here are mine: House Party House Party 3 American Pie Puff Puff Pass Stark Raving Mad
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Left wing dummies. Gonna fall asleep to them again anyway because they’re also really funny left wing dummies. Bob is a genius. And David was Tobias for gods sake.
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So apparently when you hit one of these with your truck they have to close the whole ass airport. What a week.
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I built this traffic signal and commissioned it 5 weeks ago. Thanks to a derelict truck driver, I have to build it again.
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