About 70% of the unlocked wallets are on shift at once, never fewer than three. Sizes follow a long tail. 55% small, 27% medium, 13% large, 4% rare, under 1% whale. Many small prints and the occasional monster, like a real market instead of a metronome. Buys and sells come out close to even. A wallet holding tokens sells 58% of the time instead of buying. A sell takes 30% to 100% of that wallet's bag, and about one in three clears it completely. Nothing runs on a timer you can read. 70% of moves fire inside 0.9s, some wait one or two seconds, rarely up to six. A wallet changes after 3 to 13 trades and never twice in a row. This is not a volume bot printing wash trades. Every move is a real swap against the pool with real SOL from the treasury, and SOL has exactly three routes: treasury to trading wallet, trading wallet back to treasury, treasury to the creator. Anything else is refused before signing.

How it feels: /start → pick a coin → long or short → 1x to 5x → tap your SOL. Under 10 seconds. No KYC. No sign-up. No bridge. Every open and close posts with its on-chain proof.