I wrote a funny zombie novel about grief, avoidance and a man who finally asks his mates for help. It starts with a hangover in Stevenage. Read chapter one free: urbwrites.com/the-milks-chap…

Stevenage is mocked for being Stevenage, which feels unfair. Plenty of worse places have better PR.

Britain has a dictator handing out bacon sandwiches and abolishing speed limits. Seven disgraced MPs think they should do something about him. My comedy novel, The Right Members Club, puts them in a secret society and gives them the job of saving the country. Imagine having to make the case against someone with Hugh Grant’s appeal in Love Actually, while everyone is eating his bacon sandwiches. For fans of The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Get it on Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses are the comparisons I’d give you for The Right Members Club. The photo supplies my face, in case that also helps. My comedy novel follows seven disgraced MPs in a secret society, trying to save Britain from a dictator with the appeal of Hugh Grant in Love Actually. He abolishes speed limits and provides bacon sandwiches for everyone. I’ve had to explain this plot quite a lot. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Get it on Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

In The Milks, a recruiter helps cause the apocalypse by placing the wrong person in the right job. Finally, a novel that respects LinkedIn’s destructive potential.

Westminster has already thrown them out. A secret club has looked at those seven disgraced MPs and decided to recruit them. That’s where The Right Members Club comes in: my comedy novel about former politicians trying to save Britain from a dictator with Hugh Grant’s Love Actually appeal. He’s giving everyone bacon sandwiches and repealing speed limits. They’re going to need a convincing argument. For fans of The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Get it on Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

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I gave seven disgraced MPs a secret society and the job of saving Britain. Then I gave their opponent free bacon sandwiches to hand out. You can see why they might struggle. The Right Members Club is my comedy novel for fans of The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses. Its dictator has the appeal of Hugh Grant in Love Actually and has abolished speed limits. Yes, I did write all of this down. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Get it on Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

The male urge to protect everyone is often accompanied by the male refusal to tell anyone you are currently held together by a belt and an old phone charger.

The opening chapters of The Right Members Club remove Farage and the House of Lords. Later, people remove their trousers. That gives you some idea of the book I’ve written. It’s a political comedy about seven disgraced MPs, a secret society and a dictator whose appeal owes something to Hugh Grant in Love Actually. Free bacon sandwiches and abolished speed limits help explain his popularity. Fans of The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses: it’s 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

There are two copies of my book covering my chest in this photograph. I’m hoping you’ll buy one for your Kindle. The Right Members Club is my comedy novel about a secret society of seven disgraced MPs trying to save Britain from a dictator. Think Hugh Grant in Love Actually, handing out bacon sandwiches and repealing speed limits. The former MPs have their work cut out. For fans of The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Get it on Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

Some days OCD is difficult, I am tired and the useful insight has missed its train.

Does Britain even need Parliament? In my comedy novel, seven disgraced former MPs end up having a fairly personal interest in the answer. The Right Members Club sends them up against a dictator with the appeal of Hugh Grant in Love Actually. His policies include bacon sandwiches for everyone and abolishing speed limits. Saving Britain involves dealing with how much Britain likes him. For fans of The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Get it on Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

Fans of The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses: I wrote a comedy novel about seven disgraced MPs trying to save Britain, and I’d like you to read it. It’s called The Right Members Club. There’s a secret society, a dictator with the appeal of Hugh Grant in Love Actually, free bacon sandwiches and the repeal of speed limits. I appreciate that this requires some explanation. There is a whole book of it. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Get it on Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

Some writers research police procedure or medieval weaponry. I had to work out the best route across Stevenage while being followed by emotionally intelligent zombies.

Being thrown out of Westminster turns out to be a useful qualification for joining The Right Members Club. My comedy novel follows seven disgraced MPs recruited into a secret society to save Britain. Their opponent is a dictator with a touch of Hugh Grant in Love Actually, offering free bacon sandwiches and abolishing speed limits. They have to persuade Britain that this needs stopping. For fans of The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Get it on Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

Seven disgraced MPs. One secret club. The country needs saving, and this is the membership available. In my comedy novel, The Right Members Club, former politicians take on a dictator who gives everyone bacon sandwiches and repeals speed limits. Imagine the Hugh Grant appeal of Love Actually being put to work on that programme. For fans of The Thick of It, Peep Show and Slow Horses. My expression in the photo is also a reasonable response to the plot. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Get it on Amazon. 🔗 in bio.

Zombie book out this Halloween. If you like zombies and books I’m your guy, I guess

Tom used to play rugby because he was big for his age. He looked the part, hated tackling and was praised by his mum for being polite. Finally, a sporting journey I understand.

Farage is gone in chapter one. The Lords follow in chapter two. The trousers come down soon after. I do try to get on with things. The Right Members Club is my comedy novel about seven disgraced MPs recruited into a secret society to save Britain from a dictator. Picture Hugh Grant in Love Actually, with abolished speed limits and bacon sandwiches for everyone. If you enjoy The Thick of It, Peep Show or Slow Horses, have a look. 99p UK / 99¢ US on Kindle until 19 October. Amazon. 🔗 in bio.