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@UpstateBatman
Joined February 2021
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JEFF
@jeffisrael25Sep 9
Just paid $4.27/g for gas in suburban Massachusetts but knowing that it’s now called Lake America makes it all worth it
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Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something” Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip” Jayson: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.” Deuce: “Paul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isn’t he like 40?!”
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Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZJun 22
Woman Allegedly Cited After Dipping Hand Into Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool tmz.com/2026/06/22/woman-cit…
Woman Allegedly Cited After Dipping Hand Into Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

Woman Allegedly Cited After Dipping Hand Into Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is getting treated like the Mona Lisa these days ... and one woman got a ticket to prove it.

tmz.com
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A father. A husband. A patriot. We miss you Robb Stark.
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House Republicans (@HouseGOP) profile pictureHouse Republicans
@HouseGOPFeb 25
A father. A husband. A patriot. We miss you Charlie.
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Milfski@Nilkski_May 26
I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.
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putting bluey on the telly and getting on Snapchat to pretend you've had sex #class
i like food (@messedupfoods) profile picturei like food
@messedupfoodsMay 8
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Tijdij@TiijdijMay 10
Me removing OK Computer from my top 10 albums after hearing my 11th album
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RT @RightWingCope: BREAKING: Trump evacuated from White House Correspkndents dinner after Kash Patel screamed “SHOTS SHOTS!!” to the barten…
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I absolutely cannot top this
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportApr 16
Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.
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Sunday by Monet
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Red Sox home runs projections, per FenwayAttendee Labs 🔺Abreu - 47 🔺Anthony - 162 🔺Story - 26 🔺Contreras - 32 🔺Duran - 88 🔺Rafaela - 63 🔺Casas - 30 🔺Campbell - 18 🔺Durbin - 57 🔺Narváez - 22 🔺Eaton - 13 🔺Mayer - 21 🔺Yoshida - 75
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6 guys beating the shit outta ONE person then KILLING him!! Fuck the ICE agents. 6 against one and yall still shoot and kill somebody. Yall had him out numbered and decided to KILL him like it was a video game and he can just he his life back smh
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Trigger warning for N’Keal Harry vs. Kansas City in 2019 rememberers.
𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙎𝙁𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨 (@TheSFNiners) profile picture𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙎𝙁𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨
@TheSFNiners10 Nov 2025
What an individual effort by #49ers George Kittle
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The concept of someone taking time out of their day to assassinate Myron Gaines
Myron Gaines Updates (@WyronGaines) profile pictureMyron Gaines Updates
@WyronGaines10 Sep 2025
♦️People advise Myron to cancel his college debates he had set up for tomorrow after seeing what happened to Charlie Kirk..
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seth (@kappyland) profile picture
seth@kappyland20 Aug 2025
destroying the Red Sox/Mets kinship will unleash unthinkable consequences felt for generations
FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) profile pictureFOX Sports: MLB
@MLBONFOX20 Aug 2025
How would MLB’s divisions and rivalries evolve if the league expanded and realigned? We mapped it out. Read more on what baseball’s future could look like ➡️ foxsports.com/stories/mlb/ml…
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Average out against Roman Anthony
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We just learned this week that Trump is going to steal $1 billion of taxpayer money to upgrade his new luxury plane - a gift to him by the oil rich nation of Qatar - so that he can take the plane with him when he leaves office. Absolutely outrageous. Congress should stop this.
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In 500 years, Trump will be a near mythological figure in history and people will not believe that he was a real person
Breaking911 (@Breaking911) profile pictureBreaking911
@Breaking91127 Jul 2025
TRUMP: “We will not allow a windmill to be built in the United States. They're killing us. They're killing the beauty of our scenery.” “It’s driving the whales loco.”
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The Red Sox have never been this back
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Know the rules: If its a blue state, its good and righteous even to politicize the tragedy and mock it If its a red state, its 'not a time for partisan finger-pointing and attacks'
CSPAN (@cspan) profile pictureCSPAN
@cspan7 Jul 2025
.@SenTedCruz on Texas floods: "This is not a time for partisan finger-pointing and attacks."
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