Updates from the Dark Tower

There's a guy here to apologize about something

Since you're all DYING to know, everyone who works at the Dark Tower™ is Queer and HAS seen #heatedrivalry. Except Linda, our 66 year old co-worker and grandmother of 4.

Mark Petrie saw 'Frankenstein (2025)' and was profoundly moved and happy 💚💜

When it comes to YOUR life, only 1 opinion matters.......MINE😔😪

The Tower™ celebrates Roland (and many others) today on Bisexuality Day 🩷💜💙

WE'RE STILL ALIVE HERE @ THE DARK TOWER

Mark Petrie saw Nosferatu on opening night and was profoundly disappointed

Eddie & Susannah are so in love it's crazy

Eddie Dean is watching South Park

Roland & Cuthbert and their family sit down to eat at 2 in the afternoon today. Eddie and Susannah are making the stuffing, Jake and Benny are attempting to make something simple. Father Callahan and Patrick Danville are bringing pies. And Oy is curled up by the fire.

"But you tell me over and over and over again, my friend. How you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction..."

The Tower™ is in shock.

The Tower™ is going to throw up

The Tower™ would like to remind everyone to VOTE. This is important. Vote, vote, vote!

🎶 Sundown, you better take care If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs 🎶

I'm doing ok, thanks for asking

Roland died

Was just stabbed through the heart with a wooden stake, I can't come into work today. Should be okay by tomorrow.

Eddie Dean's closet