No ugly people allowed in our park, sorry. Parody.
Huntington, WV
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This park has everything: Mini-golf, Native American burial grounds, Mothman, white moms in crocs, and who's that running the Tilt-a-Whirl? Tupac in hiding
Hey y'all.
The new person over Twitter, Elon Musk, is implementing new rules for parody accounts like this. It would force me to change the way I run this account, and even change my NAME. I am simply not willing to bow to him.
After today, this account will no longer be active.
If you're sad, I know, I am too. Take it up with Elon.
Thanks for all the laughs & support over the years.
Before I go: Support live theatre, Call the old people in your life (they're lonely), & please vote for politicians who will take Appalachia forward, not backward. Peace✌️🤡
Somebody tricked the whole staff into seeing Terrifier 2. We thought it would be a funny clown like Fuzzy. Nope 😳
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM ALL CAMDEN PARK GHOSTS-- Both fake and real!
SHOW US YOUR COSTUMES/PUMPKIN HOUSE PICS! 👀🎃
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My uncle Gary rocks this tattoo as reminder of his love for his wife
When he drinks, he talks about the time he got the nerve to ride The Big Dipper after Linda cheated on him.
Says he had a vision on the ride that told him to forgive her
Still happily married
Making Spooktacular even scarier this year by blasting Brendon Urie's "High Hopes" through the speakers on a loop. Y'all will NOT survive ‼️
HAPPY MOTHMAN FESTIVAL WEEKEND!
Don't forget to leave him beans or a Tudor's Biscuit as an offering so the Big Dipper will make it through another year 🫘🎢
Buckingham Palace asked us if we'd be willing to do a true Viking funeral and send her coffin down the Log Flume. Said we'd think about it.
(Photo credit: Arnton, Ohio Facebook page)
My buddy's last name is Parks and his girlfriend just found out she's pregnant. I tode him if he names that kid Camden, free admission for LIFE
"You should tweet more"
Buddy last time I tried to tweet while running the tilt a whirl, two kids flew out and landed in the creek. I can't be multitasking on the job anymore
As the Halloween season approaches, other parks will claim to have the best ghosts... But we have REAL ones. The ghosts of the Native Americans this park is built on top of
