K6

I told Claude I had too many matches to juggle for one weekend and this is what this fuck ass clanker said to me. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

How I be moving when Claude talm bout some "now open the IDE"

Went to text my friend a Twitter webcomic, only to see I left his last message on read for 2 years… #oops

How it feels to genuinely have fun on a first date

Stray kitty in the hotel parking lot tonight. Left him some mango habanero beef jerky bc it was all I had. But what if it is too spicy…

Best feeling ever they’re calling it

Evergreen

How it feels reopening your own codebase when it’s time to do rebuttals

How it feels to be a broke intern when the clock hits 5pm and suddenly you’re getting $120/hr

NeurIPS deadline tonight. WAGMI

“Your session has reset”

Hit my Claude rate limit so I get to take the next 1.5 hours off

Claude get back online, or Gemini will have to do it (I lowkey genuinely don’t know python syntax anymore)

Spent a week implementing what Claude assured me would be the fix but we’re still at random chance

Gojo Satoru has been sentenced to reposting 1000 high quality yearning tweets