
I do some blow here and there and drink some booze nightly. I'm the first openly gay son of a former president. Hard-core flirt. 21+ MDNI/Parody/MV #Norns
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Guess who's back, bitches!
21+ PLEASE, minors will be blocked
Asshole, drug addict, alcoholic. Dark content is a given.
Open to most fandoms, with a particular love of Marvel
Descriptive SLs and banter
DMs open for plotting
TJ is an asshole, the writer is friendly
He... he needs to go. Now. Before he sees another far too attractive man and it makes his heart literally explode.
Takes a few zen breaths.
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“Everybody wants a happy ending but it doesn’t always roll that way.”
Experienced, mature writer
New to Tony not to Marvel
Friendly, novella based
Always open for plotting and banter
Not affiliated with RDJ or Marvel in any way.
Open DM for plotting or stories.
Steam is water adjacent, right? So this can be his submission to the killer thirst trap known as wet Wednesday, right?
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21+/MDNI
Karnilla, enchantress with skills that rival Loki's
From Earth-616 comics
Open to crossovers
Descriptive SLs, banter friendly
MV and bi, ships only with chemistry
Wildly unpredictable
DMs open for plotting
Another face of #Norns
"Oh, that's /all/ you need? That won't be a problem." He was asking for less than an underbar ice bin held. That was /nothing./ "Sure, yeah, ice chewing."
No. No he didn't know, but he'd blindly nod and act like he did.
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He quirks a brow at the other man, unbridled amusement dancing in his eyes. "I'm /always/ doing something wrong."
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"Oh, so you /heard/ me, you just elected to not slap my ass and hand me a banana."
Well now he was just going to keep saying it. The reaction he was getting was /well/ worth it.
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TJ reiterates what he said, slowly this time. "/Slap/ my /ass.../" he slapped his own ass for emphasis, "...and hand me a /banana./"
Not the weirdest thing he's said, by far.
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