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I do some blow here and there and drink some booze nightly. I'm the first openly gay son of a former president. Hard-core flirt. 21+ MDNI/Parody/MV #Norns

D.C.
Joined April 2015
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Guess who's back, bitches! 21+ PLEASE, minors will be blocked Asshole, drug addict, alcoholic. Dark content is a given. Open to most fandoms, with a particular love of Marvel Descriptive SLs and banter DMs open for plotting TJ is an asshole, the writer is friendly
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"Happy Friday, everyone..."
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Shifty eyes. Sneaks another #thirstythursday out.
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"I'm the hotter twin, right?"
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i’m clingy asf but i can also get distant real quick
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He... he needs to go. Now. Before he sees another far too attractive man and it makes his heart literally explode. Takes a few zen breaths.
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“Everybody wants a happy ending but it doesn’t always roll that way.” Experienced, mature writer New to Tony not to Marvel Friendly, novella based Always open for plotting and banter Not affiliated with RDJ or Marvel in any way. Open DM for plotting or stories.
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"... to deFEAT THE HUNS..."
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...time to play a game. Is it the men or the cocaine that's making his heart beat too fast?
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"...men have /no/ right being so hot." Silently thanks all gods in existence for making him gay.
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Steam is water adjacent, right? So this can be his submission to the killer thirst trap known as wet Wednesday, right?
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"...oh. oh today is a /good/ day." eyeballs the fuck out of all the wet Wednesday photos.
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21+/MDNI Karnilla, enchantress with skills that rival Loki's From Earth-616 comics Open to crossovers Descriptive SLs, banter friendly MV and bi, ships only with chemistry Wildly unpredictable DMs open for plotting Another face of #Norns
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"Oh, that's /all/ you need? That won't be a problem." He was asking for less than an underbar ice bin held. That was /nothing./ "Sure, yeah, ice chewing." No. No he didn't know, but he'd blindly nod and act like he did.
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He quirks a brow at the other man, unbridled amusement dancing in his eyes. "I'm /always/ doing something wrong."
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"Oh, so you /heard/ me, you just elected to not slap my ass and hand me a banana." Well now he was just going to keep saying it. The reaction he was getting was /well/ worth it.
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TJ reiterates what he said, slowly this time. "/Slap/ my /ass.../" he slapped his own ass for emphasis, "...and hand me a /banana./" Not the weirdest thing he's said, by far.
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Maybe not. But he's very good at... /distracting/ Blows him a kiss.
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"...slap my ass and hand me a banana, I'm pretty sure I just saw a /lion/. In downtown D.C. What the fuck happened at the zoo?" oh wait. He's on acid. That /probably/ wasn't real. Probably.
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