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Ah snap, it's Wednesday! Episode 38 features brothers AJ Schraeder and AL Schraeder of @UnstoppableFail. We chat about "Good Grief, the Comedian's a Bear“ by The Muppet Show. Listen on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/bad-medicine-… #podcast #comedy #themuppets #puppets #sketchcomedy
Without a smartphone I'd finally get around to helping my buddy George finish the last two books in his epic fantasy series. #contest #nosmartphoneforayear
Proof from the future that without a smart phone I'd watch just as many Golden Girls Reruns but also get abs that are definitely not just poorly photoshopped on. #nophoneforayear #contest
Coworker replies 2 email u need specific responses 2 w "looks fine." Q: not if he cares, but if u care he doesn't. A: "sounds great."
Boston researchers find marijuana use causes brain abnormalities. Doctors Clavin, Peterson, and Malone suggest switching to beer.
Having teeth is like having 32 dice in your mouth making saving throws whenever you use them. Dentistry's a solid racket.
3 Secret Service agents have been sent home for drunkenness from their Senior class trip to the #Hague.
Sbarro plans to close 155 stores. Heat lamps will stay on until someone orders the last slice of breakfast pizza...soo there's time. #Sbarro
EU offers $15 billion to Ukraine's economy: only $30 billion shy of what lonely strangers have offered to its webcam models. #Ukraine
Obama seeks $300 b to save the nation's transportation infrastructure. Republicans seek to hire Doc Brown as new spokesman. #Roads? #2015
US warns Russia not to intervene in Ukraine. Russia counters they weren't, and if they don't it's not because US said so. US smiles smugly.
This is spot on - Why We Do What We Do by Sarah Shockey steamrollerchicago.com/home/…
Obama apologizes for mocking Art History majors, cutting short a potentially prolific Blue Period. #arthistory #Obama
Giant octopus tries to rip camera from hands of a diver in California. Celebrities caution mollusk: “that’s just what they want you to do.”