Unpopular Opinion

The skin on your butthole is the same as the skin on your lips which explains the shit that comes out some of your mouths.

@Bungie what time will the servers be online in the Uk?

You don’t have to worry about my tweets being the same as others because I have originality. And I don’t copy from tumblr

The best thing about this year is the creator of vine is making a new vine app

Flat earth society, explain this

@FlatEarthOrg explains this

Girl be like: don’t sexualize women. Girls also: *sexualizes men on social media*

You know your life is over when you spent real money on this animal crossing game.

Buying food for the homeless and then bragging about it is worse than ignoring the homeless person.

I love the taste of your secondary flavored lung sweat

Can I get uhh, day without someone blowing fucking vape smoke into my face

You get back with your ex because of familiarity not compatibility.

Every time you update your iPhone it gets slower forcing you to upgrade.

Cheating on your partner starts in the mind.

There’s a difference between spicy and spiced.

Why is every work environment like a fucking playground? Are your lives that boring that you have to talk about each other behind backs?

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than have a conversation with Trump.

And ending the sentence with “you know what I mean” fuck off.

Honestly what is it with some people starting the sentence with “I’m not being funny” Shut the fuck up.

If someone has tinder and actively uses it whilst in a relationship then yes you’re a dickhead.