Flyover state supremacy. Forklift certified. Space is cool. I have crabs.

Joined July 2024
So long, Gay Walzer.
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It's more that you begged your friend to come into your neighborhood and beat up that one dickhead neighbor, he did, and then he said he was gonna head home for the night because he did his part and it's not his neighborhood.
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Replying to @nickjcal
No one cares what happens to EA because you guys already killed it.
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At this point just cut off literally all welfare in the entire country and then allow people to reapply manually with far stricter vetting processes. Trying to cut from the existing pile of fraud is never going to make a dent. End it all and start from square one.
15 of 15 New York Social Adult Daycares audited yesterday showed no record of a single meal, activity, or hour of supervision — just attendance sheets. These daycares are receiving millions from our Medicaid system and providing NOTHING in return —this is FRAUD!
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Replying to @creatine_cycle
Just make sure your girlfriend isn't 4.
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Hey @grok what is the actual definition of "food insecurity" as colloquially used in these discussions? Does it imply that children are actually starving to death?
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Replying to @VulcSciOfficer
The people who killed it have names, addresses, and pronouns in their bios.
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Replying to @Ngnghm
I personally blame the millions of people who viewed the tweet. How come they haven't community noted me for this egregious error? That single factor of ten totally invalidates my entire joke.
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Replying to @upstatefederlst
This isn't mediocre unreviewed AI code, though. This is AI being used to identify all the mediocre unreviewed Indian code that has been infesting our services for a decade.
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Update, you dumb bitch?
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Replying to @Anc_Aesthetics
Turns out that gamers did have to be your audience after all.
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They didn't even need to start counting on the other hand.
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We're building the biggest and most expensive cloud datacenter infrastructure physically possible for the primary purpose of generating self-contained open source tools that never need to touch a server ever again. The future is bright.
statically linked, self-contained software applications rn
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Replying to @kognise7
If you know what to write! I sometimes have half-verbalized thoughts that are easy to say but harder to formalize.
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A good man only wants to grill. A great man knows when to put the spatula down.
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Hank Hill would have the strength to do what needs to be done.
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Replying to @Ngnghm
I asked google how many values a 384-bit integer could be and copy/pasted the result. Blame them.
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Plausible deniability. If the number is guessable you can chalk it up to an accident.
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Because no other country is capable of building anything 1/1000th the scale or capability.
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