Manchester United fan, for my sins.

Joined July 2013
FYI Zorya are a team based in Ukraine. For the moment anyway, it's quite near the border with Russia.
Any chance Carrick might make a change to stop this game falling away from us or is he going to wait until the 87th minute like usual?
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City fudging the numbers again? 😄
🚨 A new Etihad Stadium attendance record for Manchester City today, with 600,817 packed in for the game against Ipswich. Bringing in an estimated £320m in new club revenue 🤯
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This is scarily accurate.
Michael Carrick from a Middlesborough fans perspective 👀
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I swear you never see anything like this these days.
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What a shocking penalty by Ferran Torres. Why do managers let their players take penalties like that?
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[34'] PSG's travelling fans are now doing the Poznan. 0-3. #UCL
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The irony is he isn't good enough to be a starter in any PL or CL winning side himself. I agree with what he said and full credit to him for having the balls to say it but again, he is the sort of player that we should be looking to replace
🚨 JUST IN: The implication that Lisandro Martínez doesn’t think his Manchester United team-mates are good enough to compete has NOT gone down well with other players. #MUFC [@RobDorsettSky]
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PSG are absolutely smashing City in el corruptico.
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In 2008, at age 30 while at Liverpool, Jamie Carragher publicly attacked the club's owners in his autobiography, also criticising manager Rafa Benitez. He said he felt physically ill at them making a profit on the club, accusing them of planning to build a new stadium to make money & increase the club's value. The owners also broke their vow not to load debt onto the club from the leveraged buyout, causing yearly interest payments. Jeez, sounds eerily similar huh. Almost as if he & Lisandro Martinez have a bit in common here, except that this is personal to him. Should he have written a book instead, @Carra23?
"I think it's awful that he's come out and said that... That does nobody any good at all." @Carra23 weighs in on Lisandro Martínez's post-match comments following Manchester United's defeat 🗣️
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Trump actually posted this AI video of him with a tiger in the middle of the night. This man is demented and mentally unwell.
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I can't help but feel this is going to be a very long night for United.
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Just canceled your order, don’t share your info online guys 👍
I just asked Grok @Bot to research the most fun Lego Star Wars kits for young kids and order them. As easy as that.
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We’re officially on the side of the bad guys. Absolutely appalling.
Trump: “Zelensky could have settled this war many times. And he chooses not to. He wants to make problems for the world...He better damn well stop.”
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To the "I'm glad the tiger is ok" crew, someone of sound mind doesn't walk into to a tiger enclosure... I hope no one you love has a MH crisis! 🤨
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If Carrick stays, I'll take the Conference League right now. Totally incompetent.
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In Tielemans and Mainoo we've got the slowest centre midfield in England 😅
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Sorry but anyone watching this that still has faith in the manager is living in cuckoo land.
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Cantona ball 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Unbelievable what a player ❤️ #MUFC
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