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Local artist "blursed" with erratic luck. Offering arduous labor for the fourth age .

Joined January 2022
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Hey guys, here's an important update. I know the internet isn't too fond of wordswordswords, but I do encourage you to read this one through because it offers important deepest lore: ko-fi.com/post/On-Having-A-C…
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Goo morn What's the proper response here?
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Gee mornin This is your brain on mint-als.
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Unfortunately, Trixie seems to have read a little too much into the "sausage party" part of the con. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
God i wanna just see her mouth bounce from dick to dick getting messier and messier hngnngng
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Gee mornin what
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Goo morn They do this as a third filler attempts a wannacry worm attack on the office server. Trivia: this office was actually struck by the original wannacry worm when it first got loose. Should've blown up the server while it was at it ecks deeeeeee
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Officemare being terrorized by anonfilly!
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Gee mornin Keep it up and you're getting another autistic rant
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Your wife making you a nice yummy BROTH >:)
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Goo morn I should bring my filler plushie and tape a speaker to it playing "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" for added effect.
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Anonfilly in your workspace, holding a sign that says "Dont bother me during my fREEEEE time"
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HR status: they banned me from using the office bathroom out of nowhere LMAO. They also mandated a weekly trip to another branch to "totally not spy and watch you bro its just protocol bro normal procedure bro no hassle bro we trust you bro" YOU CANNOT AND WILL NOT STOP MEEEEEE
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Gee mornin Like I said before, it's tough being a sensitive young man in a world of predatory, impulse-driven mares 😔
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Trixie attending the best human convention in Equestria, Male Fair.
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Paternity leave was cut short because I love doing my Two Minute Compliance, I love Big HR, and I love the GDP, being a good little drone never felt so good, I love to comply! :) :D :) :D
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The week's been pretty overwhelming for all the right reasons. My only gripe is that my baby has way more energy than me, and it's not fair cus I don't want to fail my new boss (the baby). We're settling to the new routine, slowly but surely. I fuarking love my baby btw.
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You may have noticed the lack of a morning sketch, and that's because the baby decided to be born yesterday so now I'm under new management. Massive props and thanks to @V_Nico_ for the excellent rendition of the moment and also @trippdoesart for being a very important bro.
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Gee mornin Gem
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Gee mornin Sometimes we just have to kick back from our shenanigans and relax with a nice book (jk I keep drawing these in front of HR)
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Goo morn A Vapor Trail sketch suggested by @SaiRariko made in front of HR to let them know they will never comprehend the joys of snowpity
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Gee mornin WRONG KIND OF GRINDING, DUMB FILLER
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Goo morn Big HR really likes its Two Minute Compliance, so I did an artistic rendition. In my FREE time. While they watched. I did NOT care.
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Literally 1984
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Gee mornin Well, there's plenty of people having fun with your tag Ms. Harshwhinny lel lol lmao gottem ecks dee. Speaking of fun, these are getting made in plain sight of HR, and it WILL happen again.
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Gee mornin What could get this reaction out of her?
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Saw the post making the rounds and got me thinking: on the off-chance you guys have bought my art, how was your experience with me? 🥸📝 I intend on taking this seriously and don't wanna leave anyone with a sour taste, much less anything approaching post quoted.
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I wish there were more user-friendly ways to rate artists, but this improvised customer survey will have to suffice for now lel
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